ITEM – As mentioned in an earlier “Gay Ass Gossip,” Justin Theroux is the super sexy. Admittedly, I’m not overly thrilled about his current Helter Skelter- inspired styling, but eventually he’ll get tired of the billygoat’s scruff. He’ll shave it, and all will be right again with his hotness.
Word on the useless celebrity gossip street is that Angelina Jolie is so amused by effing up her arch-rival Jennifer Aniston’s life that she is trying desperately to work with Aniston’s boy Theroux in a movie. Jolie famously hooked up with Jenny’s then-husband Brad Pitt on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith in 2005. That’s when Jolie cemented her rep as a devious, shadow-garbed, man-snatching evil-doer. And Jenn’s was cemented as someone whose future lay in cats. Many, many cats. This is all ridiculous bullshit, but it will certainly ease the blow when All My Children and One Life To Live go off the air. The writers from those soaps must already be working for In Touch Weekly, right?
– J. Harvey
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ITEM – Harry Potter is off the sauce. Daniel Rafcliffe revealed in an interview this week that he had a drinking problem. Whiskey was his beverage of choice, and it is no longer the Horcrux of his existence. That was a nerd joke.
“There were a few years there when I was just so enamored with the idea of living some sort of famous person’s lifestyle that really isn’t suited to me,” Radcliffe says. “I’m actually enjoying the fact that I can have a relationship with my girlfriend [Olive Uniacke] where I’m really pleasant and not f—— up totally all the time.”
Dan says that his boozin’ led to some tense times on the Half-Blood Prince set in 2009. And here I imagined they were all goodie-goodies. Except for Maggie Smith, that bitch can PARTAY. By the way, this item was totally an excuse to find his famous horse posing dick pic, but Google failed my ass! I blame Google’s drinking.
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ITEM – Sean Penn went to the beach this week. Would you fuck him? Great item, huh? Is it obvious I’m headed to Bear Week in 3, 2, 1…
love justin theroux
YAWN!
For some reason, I’ve always just imagined that Justin was packing a big ol’ piece of meat.
Well, in my dreams, he is. 🙂
Justin did shave his beard off, for Jen’s Hollywood Walk of Fame star ceremony. He looks uber sexy again!
I wouldn’t touch Sean Penn with my worst enemy’s dick because a) I cannot stand the smell of overcooked ham and b) I’ll be damned if I ever settle for Hugo Chavez’s sloppy seconds.
Justin Theroux was naked on an episode of Six Feet Under. Full frontal nudity I believe. Have you ever posted that pic? Hey is sexy, though that beard does nothing for him (hm hm Jennifer). 🙂
The author of this article mentions not finding a pic of Daniel Radcliffe naked, but I found it here:
http://hunkandgayguys.blogspot.com/2011/06/daniel-radcliff-naked-in-equus.html?zx=42fc959394f43ac7
YAYYYE BEar Week I shall be there too whoohoo
Never in a million years, I’d rather fuck a chick then Sean liberal America Hating Penn- stuck up his ass.!!! ( wow, I feel better now… kleenex anyone)
bear week? have you not seen the pecker on Sean? Ms Madonna don’t do little dicks. And she post divorced wanted more dong games. He tied her up in the house of hers, and left her there for the staff to help her out of bondage. It’s a great life when you’ve had a booty call for a horse dick – and he holds out and you’re suddenly in the reins, not holding them!
justin seems to packing. i would like to see under those shorts.