ITEM – Sexy (but straight) British actor Jamie Bell’s semen works. His actress wife Evan Rachel Wood is knocked up. They got married last October, and I’m still salty at this bitch for stealing my man!
Evan’s tweet:
Remember when i said, “No baby on the way here” Well, I didnt know there actually was!pic.twitter.com/wnig1nRK Thanks for all your warm wishes. We are very happy. I’m gonna be a mama!
How dare you rub it in! I would have given him a baby. Somehow. Besides, you’re damaged goods. You repeatedly had sex with Marilyn Manson! How do you come back from that and land someone hot?
– J. Harvey
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ITEM – So….Michael Phelps grew this. Thoughts? (Photo credit: TMZ)
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ITEM – Speaking of hot Olympic speedo jockeys, dumbass Ryan Lochte is getting his own reality show. This might actually be watchable seeing as he’s kind of a douche and that might make for entertaining television. Plus, he seems like a fratty type who probably drops trou a lot for giggles so that’s a plus. Oh shit, wait, it’s on E!. Pixellation. Useless. This should be on HBO. They allow cock shots on their shows.
Phelps obviously groomed that look as some sort of disguise. Why else would anyone want to look like such as dumb ass?
Anyway, its great to see him maintaining his work out regime….is that protein shake??
Phelps obviously groomed that look as some sort of disguise. Why else would anyone want to look like such as dumb ass?
Anyway, its great to see him maintaining his work out regime….is that protein shake??
Phelps obviously groomed that look as some sort of disguise. Why else would anyone want to look like such as dumb ass?
Anyway, its great to see him maintaining his work out regime….is that protein shake??
Phelps has the right to do what he damn well pleases….. he’s finished with swimming, he’s made his millions, and if he wants to look like a 70s porn star, that’s his god given right. He’s now having the fun (not my kinda fun but hey) he passed on when he was practicing six hours a day in a pool and eating 8,000 calories a day. Have fun, man!
Phelps has the right to do what he damn well pleases….. he’s finished with swimming, he’s made his millions, and if he wants to look like a 70s porn star, that’s his god given right. He’s now having the fun (not my kinda fun but hey) he passed on when he was practicing six hours a day in a pool and eating 8,000 calories a day. Have fun, man!
the saving grace of this Douche getting a reality show is – who will remember its content let alone “star” next year? Granted the K family have shoved themselves up the asses of everyone so successfully that we can’t NOT know who they are, I hardly think anyone else can name a reality tv show with its cast a year after it’s premiere.
Yea, I saw that Lochte thing and just had to chuckle. E will give anyone a show…and those that the won’t give one too can make it on TLC (apparently). I agree with you though, Lochte needs to be on a network where that hot ass can get the screen time it deserves.
Yea, I saw that Lochte thing and just had to chuckle. E will give anyone a show…and those that the won’t give one too can make it on TLC (apparently). I agree with you though, Lochte needs to be on a network where that hot ass can get the screen time it deserves.
Come on, every single thing about Lochte screams little penis.
Come on, every single thing about Lochte screams little penis.
Come on, every single thing about Lochte screams little penis.
Come on, every single thing about Lochte screams little penis.
Come on, every single thing about Lochte screams little penis.
including the far from impressive bulge in that pic.
including the far from impressive bulge in that pic.
including the far from impressive bulge in that pic.
including the far from impressive bulge in that pic.
including the far from impressive bulge in that pic.
put lochte back in his cage , we do ont need MORE inane TV, we alread have HONEY BOO BOO, which should let you know how low the intelligence of the US has become. Reality has its place, BUT NOT on TV
only if over a pommel horse, bound & gagged getting gang banged……( taking johnny rapid place)