Gay Ass Gossip: Is Adam Levine REALLY The Sexiest Man Of The Year?

ITEMPeople named The Voice guy Adam Levine as the “Sexiest Man Alive” for 2013. Okay. He doesn’t get a “meh”, because “meh” is the worst, and there’s no arguing he’s hot… But the sexiest man alive? I’m going to need to see the receipts on that. Because there are men who are WAY hotter than his tattooed ass. A sampling is below.

– J. Harvey

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Colby Jansen:

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Peeta:

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That funny British guy who used to be fat:

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Bubble Butt Frankenstein from American Horror Story:

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Connor Maguire in latex:

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Joey Fatone:

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Vinny Castillo:

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This picture of Zac Efron:

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James Franco’s little brother:

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Jimmy Kimmel in bondage:

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ITEM Speaking of the Franco family (the dude with the pixelated cock above is Dave Franco), James Franco celebrated the choosing of “selfie” as “Word of the Year” by Oxford Dictionaries by taking one. True, this isn’t big news, but it’s kind of a sexy photo Jimmy put up on Instagram with the caption “all the kids are doing it”. Although, something is a little off. His eyebrows are there, right? What’s missing?

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40 thoughts on “Gay Ass Gossip: Is Adam Levine REALLY The Sexiest Man Of The Year?

  1. No I actually don’t think he’s attractive at all without photoshop. His music is also terrible .

    Colby Jansen wins this

  2. Adam is at LEAST one of the top hottest! But he’s still in contest with the now adult Zac Efron, Jake Gyllenhaal (when he’s not anorexic for a film’s sake), and Colby Keller!

  3. I do find him very very sexy, not only for his looks, but also his demeanor and self-confidence…. if I had to chose between him and anyone on this list, Adam would definitely win…
    … And Dewitt’s obsession with Colby Jensen is getting almost clinical…

  4. Adam Levine ruined is body with all that hideous ink, to my mind. And to include joey fat one is mind boggling – he is the least attractive man in that whole bunch, plain old homely actually! Give me Jason Stratham in a jockstrap and it’s all over! Now that my friends is SEXY personified!

  5. #1 – he didn’t ask for your opinion when he got inked, so shaddup. And #2, Joey Fatone is adorable, separating his name to call him FAT ONE makes you incredibly immature.

  6. none of your pics are the hottest guy either, Adam Levine is far from the sexiest too. Blake Shelton is even hotter then Adam or your pics.

  7. At least Adam Levine has a decent face on him, freaking bradley cooper (former “Sexiest” man title holder) could have had an 8 back and an epic ass and it would still not make up for the ugliness that is his face

  8. Well once upon a time Adam Levine had some ok music, Maroon 5’s first hit “Harder to Breathe” was actually played on rock stations and everyone thought they were going to be an alternative band.. and while he’s by no means the sexiest man alive (none of them ever are) he’s not bad looking either

  9. Adam Levine has got some of the hottest, fucking INK I have ever seen! I personally dont think he ruined his body; I think he just made it hotter!

  10. Joey calls himself “Joey FAT ONE.” I don’t know if you watched him on DWTS but, that’s when he started doing it. It was basically because he was chubby, and the judges always commented on his big booty.

  11. I wouldn’t bet on it, MikeyLikey, he came across as anything BUT polite describing this list of men. He called them all homely. Do you think he meant it like Joey himself does, really?!

  12. Check it now Cupid. When I read this post, I was half asleep and didn’t really pay attention but, what an asshole! Joey is FAR too sexy!

  13. Adam is definitely deserving of this title. Didn’t Zak Efron win before? If not, he probably will. This award, I think had to do with who’s hot physically and who’s hot in terms if their career. I don’t think People is going to put a gay for pay porn star on their cover over a pop star or movie actor. When it comes down to it, beauty, music tastes and whether you think someone is a good actor is pretty subjective. Many people might agree, but there will always be others who think some is “overrated”. I, for one, don’t get the attraction to Colby Jensen or Johnny Rapid, but there’s no denying they are popular porn stars. I felt the same was about Roman Heart, and he was everywhere five years ago. These lists are pretty dumb anyway… America seems obsessed with picking “the best” for basically everything. Why all the competition? Why not just say he’s hot and leave it at that? Does anyone really need to be “the sexiest” anyway?

  14. Apparently it was between him, Idris, and some other person. Now, in my opinion, Idris > Adam. So no, he isn’t the sexiest man of MY year.

  15. Vinny however comes across as down to earth in all his interviews and genuinely likeable not to mention my god the things I could and would do that man if he were gay. 🙂

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