ITEM – People named The Voice guy Adam Levine as the “Sexiest Man Alive” for 2013. Okay. He doesn’t get a “meh”, because “meh” is the worst, and there’s no arguing he’s hot… But the sexiest man alive? I’m going to need to see the receipts on that. Because there are men who are WAY hotter than his tattooed ass. A sampling is below.
– J. Harvey
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That funny British guy who used to be fat:
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Bubble Butt Frankenstein from American Horror Story:
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Connor Maguire in latex:
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This picture of Zac Efron:
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James Franco’s little brother:
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ITEM – Speaking of the Franco family (the dude with the pixelated cock above is Dave Franco), James Franco celebrated the choosing of “selfie” as “Word of the Year” by Oxford Dictionaries by taking one. True, this isn’t big news, but it’s kind of a sexy photo Jimmy put up on Instagram with the caption “all the kids are doing it”. Although, something is a little off. His eyebrows are there, right? What’s missing?
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Mmm… Adam!!
No I actually don’t think he’s attractive at all without photoshop. His music is also terrible .
Colby Jansen wins this
Adam is at LEAST one of the top hottest! But he’s still in contest with the now adult Zac Efron, Jake Gyllenhaal (when he’s not anorexic for a film’s sake), and Colby Keller!
I do find him very very sexy, not only for his looks, but also his demeanor and self-confidence…. if I had to chose between him and anyone on this list, Adam would definitely win…
… And Dewitt’s obsession with Colby Jensen is getting almost clinical…
yes. yes he is.
Adam Levine ruined is body with all that hideous ink, to my mind. And to include joey fat one is mind boggling – he is the least attractive man in that whole bunch, plain old homely actually! Give me Jason Stratham in a jockstrap and it’s all over! Now that my friends is SEXY personified!
adam is sexy, but not the sexiest man of the year.
He has that whole badboy thing going with the tatts. Kinda the modern day James Dean…
Totally agreed. Dude’s got a voice like a dog whistle.
if you can imagine James Dean doing a clothing line for K Mart, that is…
Adam Levine and his music make me want to vomit—highly over rated and hyped
#1 – he didn’t ask for your opinion when he got inked, so shaddup. And #2, Joey Fatone is adorable, separating his name to call him FAT ONE makes you incredibly immature.
Conner Maguire in anything has my vote!!!
I love Adam Levine!!!!
none of your pics are the hottest guy either, Adam Levine is far from the sexiest too. Blake Shelton is even hotter then Adam or your pics.
FUCK YEAH, Vinny Castillo! WOOT!
I liked my own comment ’cause it’s worth saying it again. FUCK YEAH, Vinny Castillo! WOOT!
He is hot.But I feel he is gay
don’t play Games, you know you’re Hungry for hutcherson’s Peeta.
At least Adam Levine has a decent face on him, freaking bradley cooper (former “Sexiest” man title holder) could have had an 8 back and an epic ass and it would still not make up for the ugliness that is his face
Well once upon a time Adam Levine had some ok music, Maroon 5’s first hit “Harder to Breathe” was actually played on rock stations and everyone thought they were going to be an alternative band.. and while he’s by no means the sexiest man alive (none of them ever are) he’s not bad looking either
A Peeta/Gale sandwhich
Cute face, ugly body and personality. And his music does suck.
I would never kick Adam out of my bed, but would love for Colby and Joey to join us!
Adam Levine has got some of the hottest, fucking INK I have ever seen! I personally dont think he ruined his body; I think he just made it hotter!
Joey calls himself “Joey FAT ONE.” I don’t know if you watched him on DWTS but, that’s when he started doing it. It was basically because he was chubby, and the judges always commented on his big booty.
Dewitt didn’t write this. I did. My obsession with Colby Jansen passed “clinical” awhile back and now it’s on to “restraining order”.
Wrong.
I wouldn’t bet on it, MikeyLikey, he came across as anything BUT polite describing this list of men. He called them all homely. Do you think he meant it like Joey himself does, really?!
Check it now Cupid. When I read this post, I was half asleep and didn’t really pay attention but, what an asshole! Joey is FAR too sexy!
Adam is definitely deserving of this title. Didn’t Zak Efron win before? If not, he probably will. This award, I think had to do with who’s hot physically and who’s hot in terms if their career. I don’t think People is going to put a gay for pay porn star on their cover over a pop star or movie actor. When it comes down to it, beauty, music tastes and whether you think someone is a good actor is pretty subjective. Many people might agree, but there will always be others who think some is “overrated”. I, for one, don’t get the attraction to Colby Jensen or Johnny Rapid, but there’s no denying they are popular porn stars. I felt the same was about Roman Heart, and he was everywhere five years ago. These lists are pretty dumb anyway… America seems obsessed with picking “the best” for basically everything. Why all the competition? Why not just say he’s hot and leave it at that? Does anyone really need to be “the sexiest” anyway?
Apparently it was between him, Idris, and some other person. Now, in my opinion, Idris > Adam. So no, he isn’t the sexiest man of MY year.
It’s his confidence. I would stick my tongue so far up his ass I’d be playing with his tonsils.
Sorry, I’m just used to Dewitt’s obsession by now…
James Van Der Beek for the win. I miss Don’t trust the B- in apt 23.
Narcissism is NOT an attractive quality so in answer to Adam Levine being the sexiest hell to the no!
Vinny however comes across as down to earth in all his interviews and genuinely likeable not to mention my god the things I could and would do that man if he were gay. 🙂
Ditto to that one!
Joey Fatone. ARGH!!!!!!!! Take it away! It burns ;_: