ITEM – TMZ posted these pics of Thor (Chris Hemsworth) and Matt Damon water-sliding in St. Bart’s. Damon’s looking pretty good. Hemsworth is just POW! Despite the misleading post title, Matt has a wife and kids and it was just announced that Hemsworth’s model girlfriend is pregnant with their first kid. So they didn’t make out in the ocean after sliding off that yacht and exchange handies under the waves. Fuck them! I’m bitter.
– J. Harvey
Photo credit: TMZ
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ITEM – Glee has pretty much become the worst show on TV (and I’m counting Once Upon A Time – how is that popular?), but I am compelled to post hot pics of Darren Criss whenever I see them. They’re desecrating the memory of Michael Jackson by putting on an hour-long tribute to him on January 31. Sweetie, there’s not enough Propofol in the world to get me to watch that shit.
Did anyone else read Dewitt’s post this week about how he thinks Chord Overstreet is a goblin in the face? Agreed.
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ITEM – You’d look pissed, too, if the ex-wife just got half of your $150 million. Famed Los Angeles Laker Kobe Bryant is splitting from wife Vanessa due to his inability to keep his dick in his basketball shorts. Vanessa’s vagina has just gotten HALF as well as hoovering up two of their three Newport Beach, California mansions (her mother lives in one of them). Every skank over on Basketball Wives just bowed down.
When I read the bit on DLIsted about how the mother is getting to keep her mansion, I immediately re-thought my decision not to have kids. I am now going to make sure I have a beautiful daughter (whether by adoption, some sort of genetics experiment, what have you) and I am going to groom her ass from birth to snag herself a top professional athlete. I am then going to receive the mansion I so richly deserve. For those of you who find this completely abhorrent, I can e-mail you the layout of my current apartment. It’s very, very small. We need to fix that.
I like Once Upon A Time!
How is that a bad show?!
Wasn’t it talked about once on here?
Also Chord Overstreet is way cute.
How did that conversation fully turn out?
“there’s not enough Propofol in the world to get me to watch that shit.”
Nice.
The ‘d’ is silent in han’ies (not handies, just sayin’)
Great to see Chris and Matt enjoying..some sort of a normal life. As Matt must know by now..having an Aussie as a mate is so bloody cool. Both good and becoming GREAT! actors.
I love Once Upon a Time!
1) I like Glee & I’m not afraid to admit it! 🙂
2) I SO disagree with the EX wife’s MOTHER getting to keep her own MANSION. Just because he screwed up his relationship w/his wife doesen’t mean the M.I.L. should profit from it. Hell, she could either a) live with her daughter in ONE of the mansions; i’m quite sure there’s enough room, or b) sell that “baby i’m sorry” ring; apparently it was worth enough to feed a village…buy her own damn place with that $!!!!
Ok, off my soapbox now. I feel better 🙂
I’m through reading this blog. Glee is a fantasy show…I love it’s over-the-top take on ever issue. Overstreet is younger and more talented than lots of bloggers whose only talent is their pint-sized dick…brains.
I love me some Matt Damon. This is just another example on a LONG list of famous men who can’t keep it in their pants. Yet Gays being married would destroy the sanctity of marriage. lol.
Testify brother testify!
Please go away forever Darren Criss. OK THANKS
I’m glad someone stand up for the Glee. It is a good show and I fail to comprehend why there is always a bias against it. Not liking the show is one thing, but trashing it is another.
Btw: Chord Overstreet (Sam) and Darren Chriss are hot.
Who is Darren Chris?
And why are you just signed in as a guest?
archetypes – that’s the whole core of ONCE UPON A TIME. It’s about the classics motifs of archetypes, and we all have a little of a few of them in us all. Get over yourself. I’m loving how their evolving the fairy tails and making them cross over and blend with other stories. And then match real time – look at your own life? See the idea?
And GLEE. Lately it’s sad SUE isn’t more of a bitch. She’s too nice and there’s no awards for being a bitch turned nice. But the swimming proposal scene in last week was outrageous good fun. Fantasy – and finding out a dead father was a war hero that become a drug addict and died? There are some stories that show the hope of the first two years. I’ll give it a 3.5/5 this year and wait to pass judgement when it’s off the air. How many times do we get gay couples – and then we don’t have to translate our own psychology from gay to straight back to straight to make sense of empathizing with a story line in 90% of the rest of the shows on tv. Well except Moderb Family.
So let’s celebrate it was good – like desparate housewives – it’s past it’s prime, and it could make a last gasp effort and surprise us all – and if not – it was a juicy and great ride while it lasted.
Show some gratitude, you are a cynic and I refuse to cynic to your level.
SMILE!