ITEM – They weren’t exactly naked. And they didn’t really brawl. But there WERE supposedly a lot of cold shoulders and cunt glares! Page Six reports that Magic Mike stripper bitches Channing Tatum and Alex Pettyfer are sworn enemies. Word is that Pettyfer is a straight up douche-nozzle in real life and Hamsteak Of The Now Tatum wasn’t about to have it. Channing will supposedly have nothing to do with his co-star, even though Alex receives billing directly under him.
This is said to be the reason why Pettyfer didn’t make the much cummed-upon cover of EW with the rest of Tatum’s Thong Posse.
They really should resolve this. We’ll help. We have some ideas. VOTE FOR ONE!
– J. Harvey
More “Gay Ass Gossip” after the JUMP:
ITEM – It’s “Gay Ass Gossip: Male Bitch Brawl Edition”! Hot on the heels of the last item, we have news that two other handsome Hollywood types do not get along! Well, Spider-Man is handsome…the jury is still out on Vampire Ass. What a chubby tween girl who hasn’t even masturbated with her shower nozzle attachment yet finds hot and what a grown-ass homo finds hot can be two very different things. Andrew Garfield and Robert Pattinson are photographed together a lot (note: I don’t get a queer vibe from either of them) but Us Weekly has whispered in our ear that Garfield can’t stand Pattinson and thinks he’s a lame actor and just a pin-up boy. Ya know, I think Andrew Garfield is nifty and a good actor but honey sweetie baby. Sir Laurence Oliver didn’t exactly run and jump into Spider-Man’s unitard, ok? You might need to take a seat until there’s an Oscar on your toilet tank.
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ITEM – Ok, at least this shit is a prequel and not a remake. The trailer for Sam Raimi’s Oz: The Great and Powerful dropped today and it looks..bright? I’m liking how they’re sticking to the original’s color schemes, and James Franco is…a choice. Look, he’s good in a few things and he’s the paper that they stuff into new shoes in just about everything else. He ain’t dick unless he has a good script and a good director. Let’s hope he rises to the occasion (that was an allusion to erections) in his upcoming gay sex flick (!!!). Shit, that was the real item here, wasn’t it? I feel like when there was that robbery at the dog show and Rose Nyland was there and she covered the dog show and not the robbery. Trailer below.
Honestly Pattinson is about as interesting as a box if rocks. Just like that dead behind the eyes girlfriend of his. Hell I was rooting for Charlize to kill her in Snow White & the Huntsman. Andrew I can see a future for. He actually is interesting and his girlfriend is to. If I was straight I would totally go for a girl like Emma Stone.
As for Pettyfer, he better watch it. Channing is a bigger name than him and IMO is hotter too. You gotta pick your battles wisely.
Franco is hot and with the right script has proven he has acting chops, so I might go see OZ. Shame it won’t be like the TV show OZ and have him bent over & banged by Christopher Meloni. Lol!
Honestly Pattinson is about as interesting as a box if rocks. Just like that dead behind the eyes girlfriend of his. Hell I was rooting for Charlize to kill her in Snow White & the Huntsman. Andrew I can see a future for. He actually is interesting and his girlfriend is to. If I was straight I would totally go for a girl like Emma Stone.
As for Pettyfer, he better watch it. Channing is a bigger name than him and IMO is hotter too. You gotta pick your battles wisely.
Franco is hot and with the right script has proven he has acting chops, so I might go see OZ. Shame it won’t be like the TV show OZ and have him bent over & banged by Christopher Meloni. Lol!
Never heard of any of the guys mentioned here and I’m too lazy to google. Meh.
Never heard of any of the guys mentioned here and I’m too lazy to google. Meh.
You really think Channing if hotter? I think he’s got too much ego. Pettyfer is gorgeous, with that boyish charm.
You really think Channing if hotter? I think he’s got too much ego. Pettyfer is gorgeous, with that boyish charm.
Wouldn’t touch any of them with a 10 foot barge pole. Would rather throw my right hand into bed and rape that
Wouldn’t touch any of them with a 10 foot barge pole. Would rather throw my right hand into bed and rape that
Pettyfer has a terrible reputation in the UK as a major douche and, in my opinion, cannot act
Pettyfer has a terrible reputation in the UK as a major douche and, in my opinion, cannot act
Yeah, I find Tatum hotter. I’m not looking for Boyish charm.
Yeah, I find Tatum hotter. I’m not looking for Boyish charm.
Would not, however, kick him out of bed!!
Would not, however, kick him out of bed!!
Then again I’d throw them both out the window for Joe Manganiello.
Then again I’d throw them both out the window for Joe Manganiello.
The word is very consistent about Pettyfer’s douchey personality. Everyone says the same thing: he’s a nightmare to work with. He’s already burned a lot of bridges at such a young age. Apparently he suffers from Mel Gibson Disease – pretty on the outside, ugly on the inside. He’ll be some rich person’s strung out arm candy before the decade is out.
James Franco needs to lay off the booze & alternative substances. He’s starting to lose his looks.
The word is very consistent about Pettyfer’s douchey personality. Everyone says the same thing: he’s a nightmare to work with. He’s already burned a lot of bridges at such a young age. Apparently he suffers from Mel Gibson Disease – pretty on the outside, ugly on the inside. He’ll be some rich person’s strung out arm candy before the decade is out.
James Franco needs to lay off the booze & alternative substances. He’s starting to lose his looks.
Agreed. He’s either not aging well, or his looks aren’t being helped by substance use/abuse.
Agreed. He’s either not aging well, or his looks aren’t being helped by substance use/abuse.
I think ALL the guys in the cast are hot. Even Matthew McConaughey, who I usually want to scrub down vigorously with a bar of soap. Matthew Bomer is luscious, Adam Rodriguez is SMOKING hot, and Channing Tatum is very nice to look at.
As far as their dispute goes, the general consensus is that Pettyfer is a dick, and Tatum may not be a great actor, but he seems to be a pretty nice guy. I’d take Tatum like *THAT*.
The vote percentages are just what I expected. Pretty funny.
I disagree and believe James Franco looks the same and normal for his age. He is still hot!
Weird like Brando but still interesting an interesing celebrity. Despite the Oscars!
Your comments re: James Franco are a fraction of his talent and body of work which include; writer, director, producer, and actor. Franco is talented, gifted and has taken the time to learn the disciplines mentioned from some of the best known talents and educators. He will be one of the greats.
I’ve never understood Pattinson’s appeal. Unfortunately his best work, IMO, has not been widely viewed. On the other hand it appears both Pattinson and Garfield both decided to just cash in. Maybe they will do good work later?
The word on Pettyfer has been consistent. Piss off L.A. enough and box office or not there will always be another pretty face.
Tatum. Consistent, consistent, consistent. He just keeps going at it and gets better each time. He’s not going anywhere. He’s serious about acting, learning and making movies. My money is on him to be around for along time. Harrison Ford was no Olivier.
Or as gramma used to say, “Some people just look like a pig’s asshole.” Maybe he just looks the way he looks?
I see people on the street all the time and would love to buy their mirror from them!