ITEM – Poor Anderson Cooper. He had a shitty week. It’s bad enough getting your heart broken when your boyfriend cheats on you. Multiply that times a jillion when the whole world gets to see your boyfriend cheat on you in full color. Benjamin Maisani, Cooper’s longtime boyfriend, was snapped in a park in NYC making out with a mystery man. When you date someone famous, particularly someone who came out of the closet very recently, you’re probably going to be followed by the paps, moron. Then again, maybe he didn’t give a shit and didn’t have the nuts to break up with him? Word at first was that they were open, but then Anderson went on vacay alone with Kelly Ripa and…Andy Cohen? Hmmm. Television star revenge sex!
– J. Harvey
More “Gay Ass Gossip” after the break:
ITEM – Please tell me this isn’t true, because he’s a hot piece of ass. Unfortunately, there’s video? Olympic soccer player Hope Solo danced opposite Maxim Chmerkovskiy on Dancing With The Stars. She just released a memoir, and in it claims that Maxim slapped her around during rehearsals. He denies these allegations, but check out the vid below starting at 1:15. I don’t know…that’s a bit rough for a dance rehearsal. Finding out someone hot is a prick is the same thing as finding out there’s no Santa Claus.
ITEM – Channing Tatum has a new flick coming out with a bunch of other fairly name actors. 10 Years is about a high school reunion, and friends coming back together and blah blah blah, boring. I bet that shirt doesn’t come off. One question, though. Who is that blonde guy in the trailer with Aubrey Plaza? Brian Geraghty? He’s on our radar now. Cutesy.