Gay Ass Gossip: Anderson Cooper And Andy Cohen Get Strangely Erotic With A Party Python

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ITEM – Kinky! Anderson Cooper’s talk show won’t be returning next season, so he’s obviously said eff it and is gaying out as much as possible. Case in point – he and his best gal pal Andy Cohen recently sampled both sides of a “party python” on the air. No, that’s not a euphemism for this guy’s cock. It’s basically a giant gummy snake. Watching Anderson and Andy chow down on a big wiggly snake was somewhat erotic, and somewhat disturbing at the same time. It’s unusual to see this much homoeroticism on daytime TV. The gay guys on Days of Our Lives finally did it and it was still less sexual than this double fellatio on a gummy reptile.

– J. Harvey

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ITEM – Dreadful! Ok, he IS playing a drag queen fighting HIV back in the 80s. There’s a reason. That’s Jared Leto, who is normally totally thrustable (see below). He’s co-starring with an emaciated Matthew McConaughey in The Dallas Buyers Club. It’s the story of an HIV-stricken Texan who begins a business smuggling alternative HIV remedies over the border during the height of the AIDS epidemic. Serious stuff, but damn her drag is the opposite of sickening. Can we get Latrice Royale in here to assist his ass?

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ITEM – Yes, that’s a pic of Michael Fassbender giving Ryan Gosling a massage on the set of an upcoming film. Shortly after this, they adjourned to the bedroom of the villa they’re sharing during the shoot. Michael tore off Ryan’s shirt, and ran his tongue along Gosling’s rock-hard abs. He slowly made his way down….ok, none of that happened. But it could have!

19 thoughts on “Gay Ass Gossip: Anderson Cooper And Andy Cohen Get Strangely Erotic With A Party Python

  1. What? No more Anderson Cooper talk show?
    I liked it when I could catch it.
    It’s because he’s gay the ratings went down I tell you!
    Maybe not…after the first season didn’t they go “live” to cut costs?
    Either way I’ll miss it.
    Will he have a farewell episode?!?!?!

  2. I wanted the Andy / Anderson gummy worm to end in a Lady and the Tramp style kiss. Then they ravage each other on live television and I happily jerk off to it.

  3. no more anderson? thats fine, i hope when he leaves he drags ricki lake out with him. i want my 90s ricki setting up dating games and talking to drag queens.

  4. The ratings haven’t been good from the beginning. There was talk of cancelling the show just weeks after it started. At least they gave him a heads up. It does seem like he’s feeling liberated on the show and having fun. While I like watching the show, when I could catch it as well, seeing Anderson Cooper talking about Honey Boo Boo just seemed odd. I prefer to see him in his tight t-shirt talking about politics.

  5. I think Fassbender and Gosling will make a great couple. Will they be called Myan? I just just see it now…Ryan’s smooth little ass up in the air waiting for Michael’s big old cock to just come sliding in. I hope that dude with the camera caught all the action.

  6. hmmm…Andy right at the end said ” no sweetie” to Anderson!! is that a hint at something between them? Or is Andy just being charming to Anderson?

  7. I’m wondering what Anderson’s New Year’s Eve program with Kathy Griffin will be like this year, now that Andy’s out. She won’t be able to make all those disgusting innuendos anymore. Can’t stand her either way.

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