Gay Ass Gossip: Anderson Cooper And Andy Cohen Get Strangely Erotic With A Party Python

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ITEM – Kinky! Anderson Cooper’s talk show won’t be returning next season, so he’s obviously said eff it and is gaying out as much as possible. Case in point – he and his best gal pal Andy Cohen recently sampled both sides of a “party python” on the air. No, that’s not a euphemism for this guy’s cock. It’s basically a giant gummy snake. Watching Anderson and Andy chow down on a big wiggly snake was somewhat erotic, and somewhat disturbing at the same time. It’s unusual to see this much homoeroticism on daytime TV. The gay guys on Days of Our Lives finally did it and it was still less sexual than this double fellatio on a gummy reptile.

– J. Harvey

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ITEM – Dreadful! Ok, he IS playing a drag queen fighting HIV back in the 80s. There’s a reason. That’s Jared Leto, who is normally totally thrustable (see below). He’s co-starring with an emaciated Matthew McConaughey in The Dallas Buyers Club. It’s the story of an HIV-stricken Texan who begins a business smuggling alternative HIV remedies over the border during the height of the AIDS epidemic. Serious stuff, but damn her drag is the opposite of sickening. Can we get Latrice Royale in here to assist his ass?

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ITEM – Yes, that’s a pic of Michael Fassbender giving Ryan Gosling a massage on the set of an upcoming film. Shortly after this, they adjourned to the bedroom of the villa they’re sharing during the shoot. Michael tore off Ryan’s shirt, and ran his tongue along Gosling’s rock-hard abs. He slowly made his way down….ok, none of that happened. But it could have!