Gay Ass Gossip: Adam Lambert And His Hair Arrested In Finland

These two must go through SO much pancake makeup and self tanner. God, the clogged pores. American Idol runner-up and glam diva Adam Lambert was pinched in Finland after allegedly getting physical with his boyfriend at a nightclub. I would comment that it’s not nice to pick on someone shorter than you, but you know this bitch has GIANT HEELS on in that pic. Adam and his boyfriend, Finnish reality TV star Sauli Koskinen, reportedly started their bitch brawl in the club, and then took it outside to the streets. Lambert is also said to have gotten slappy with people trying to break up their theatrics. Do a diva a favor, and what did the five fingers say to the face! They spent the night in jail and were released this morning. Koskinen Tweeted that they’re still in love. What a lovely Christmas present to each other – domestic violence. BTW, “Finnish Reality TV Star” is my new band’s name.

– J. Harvey

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350 thoughts on “Gay Ass Gossip: Adam Lambert And His Hair Arrested In Finland

  1. Amen to that!  This guy wore out his welcome with the public years ago, in my opinion, by shoving his whole “I’m gay and I’m out and I’m outrageous” trip in the public’s face ad nauseum. If he had concentrated more on shoving his talent in our face, he would have been a whole lot better off and had a much more successful career, I suspect.  As it is, he’s already a has-been, and after checking out his latest and very disappointing recording on iTunes yesterday, I don’t think he’s about to make any kind of a come-back any time soon.

  2. Amen to that!  This guy wore out his welcome with the public years ago, in my opinion, by shoving his whole “I’m gay and I’m out and I’m outrageous” trip in the public’s face ad nauseum. If he had concentrated more on shoving his talent in our face, he would have been a whole lot better off and had a much more successful career, I suspect.  As it is, he’s already a has-been, and after checking out his latest and very disappointing recording on iTunes yesterday, I don’t think he’s about to make any kind of a come-back any time soon.

  3. I love Kathy Griffin. I hope this Batman is gonna be every bit as amazing it looks in the preview, and Anne Hathaway better deliver as Catwoman. period. 

  4. I love Kathy Griffin. I hope this Batman is gonna be every bit as amazing it looks in the preview, and Anne Hathaway better deliver as Catwoman. period. 

  5. Adam Lambert is such a flammer. He won American Idol a couple of years back and… well, that’s about it. I’ve never heard of him coming out with any music, movies, or doing anything but being seen places and acting really, really gay. WTF? He’s an example of the very worse cross section of the gay community. His 15 minutes of fame should have been up a long time ago. Please stop posting stories about him. He’s so 3 years ago. Nobody cares about him anymore.  

  6. Adam Lambert is sccccary looking. Look at all that makeup. And if that skank slapped me for trying to break up his fight i’d break his fucking arm.

  7. He never hit anyone, you hate him, just admit you will say anything just to try to put him down but please don’t try to look like it’s news when you clearly made it up.

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