Funny, Fuzzy & Versatile: This Guy Gives Me A Boner

Laughter is the quickest way to get in my pants (as if it takes very much in the first place). That’s why I was immediately charmed by New York-based Manhunt member uh_isitsummeryet. He confesses early into his profile that he’s got a dry sense of humor, and he further proves this with his closing line—“Please look like your pictures. Unless your pictures are sucky, then look the opposite of that.” For some reason, that made me chuckle out loud at Manhunt headquarters. I’m pretty sure I need to get out more. I am easily entertained by such silly things.

But enough about me! Let’s talk about how uh_isitsummeryet is a very, very attractive person. He can pull off a mustache a la Steve Kelso without making it look ironic or annoyingly hipster-ish, and his hairy, muscular physique is guaranteed to make you drool. If it’s important for you to know, he’s versatile and open to friends, dating or a fuck buddy. His tastes lean toward young jocks and older masculine men, but he insists that nothing is set in stone.

You should probably try contacting him if you’re anywhere near Manhattan or planning a visit in the near future. Sure! You might get rejected or ignored, but you might also get to touch his butt along with a few other equally naughty places. That’s an opportunity you don’t want to miss out on, especially considering all the rumors going around that uh_isitsummeryet has a great butt and is (probably) amazing in bed. <— I swear I didn’t start these rumors, really.

– Dewitt

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