Fundawear: For When You Want To Molest A Guy Long Distance

I want to try this. Durex Australia has rolled out the first look at Funadawear. It’s underwear that allows you to arouse your partner long-distance via an app. This is not to be confused with Fundies, the underwear you both wear at the same time. Yes, that was a thing. With Fundawear, you both download the app and then you can buzz your partner’s areas via their skivvies. The campaign looks to be focused on straight people (shocker) but who’s to say that two dudes can’t use it? Obviously you can buzz another dudes’ pelvic region. But it’s not specific as to whether or not you can buzz his ass. That’s just as important. Right, fellas? Especially for you bottoms out there. I’m sure if you put in enough requests, they can unveil a thong version for bottoms. Then again, why waste time? Don’t they have remote control buttplugs by now? Sure do! Ok, Fundawear is for you starter gays.