How are we supposed to choose? How does Sookie do it? It must help that one’s her brother. Season 4 of the supernatural soaper True Blood premieres on June 26. Let’s play “Fuck, Marry, Block” with the hottest guys from the show. You need to Fuck, Marry or Block thin white vampire Alexander Skarsgard (“Eric Northman”), incredibly fuckable goofball Ryan Kwanten (“Jason Stackhouse”), and gorgeous wolfman Joe Manganiello (“Alcide”).
Which one are you in it just for the fang bang? Which one do you want to spend eternity with? And which one is not getting his blood lust anywhere near your profile on Manhunt?
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Alexander Skarsgard
Ryan Kwanten
Joe Manganiello
I would not block any of these guys and no matter what they want – to fuck or marry – I would be game.
Hottest post ever. Also hardest question ever. Ummm… fuck Eric, marry Alcide, chuck Jason (*sob*).
Fuck Joe (oh yeah), marry Alexander and block Ryan (I can’t stand Jason)
Fuck and Marry all three. No way I would ever block any of them, esp. since I’ve have really hot fantasies about all three of them!!
would not block any of them, but definelty marry wolfman aaawwwooo
If marry by the traditional definition of this game means that I can’t have sex with him but I can admire his beauty every day of my life from right there in the room… I’d fuck Ryan. Marry Alexander. And Joe gets the block.
Block Eric (I guess, ugh don’t want to :(, fuck Jason, and marry Alcide.
Fuck all three, then, Marry all there, and Block the rest of the world, cause I will have reached Nirvana…………
Block Eric, fuck Alcide, marry Jason
Mary -Joe
Fuck -Ryan
Block- Alex
Block Alex, Fuck Ryan Marry Joe.
Block Ryan, Fuck Joe, Marry Alexander.
Haters be trippin’. Alexander Skarsgard is the sexiest beast ever. I would give my firstborn child to have that man…
Fuck Alex, Fuck AND Marry both Joe and Ryan.
But if I had to choose, then Marry Ryan over Joe.
Needs more Kevin/Jesus.
But of these, I’d fuck Joe, marry Alexander, and block Ryan.
This is a good one!!!
Marry – Joe (Alrite)
Fuck – Alex (Eric)
Block (sadly) Ryan (Jason)
This question is as hard as my dick!
I guessss I’d fuck Stackhouse, marry Wolfman (omg delicious), and *cries* block….Eric :'(
That’s supposed to be alcide
Marry Jason (so i could fuck him allll the time)
Fuck Alcide
and Block Eric because i hate his character.
Marry Alex
Fuck Joe
Block Ryan (that wasn’t an easy choice)
Btw that picture of ASkars is fake.
Block Eric, Fuck Jason, and Marry Alcide. Waking up every morning next to that guy? I can die happy 😀
Shit we’d all just live together just constantly having sex.
Block Alexander, Marry Ryan, Fuck Joe
Fuck & Marry JOE !
And, I don’t block anyone unless they dis me ;-)lol
It’s too hard! (Pun intended)
I was hoping you’d include the guy that plays Bill so that I could block him…
Gotta be fuck Ryan/Stackhouse, block Skarsgard/Eric (though I would love to fuck him too!) and marry Manganiello, I could wake up to those muscles for the rest of my life!
Fuck Jason, Block Alcide (I can’t get over the fact that he was in “One Tree Hill”) and Marry the dreammmmmy Eric. 🙂
Fuck Joe
Mary Ryan
And regrettably block Alex.
Fuck manganiellio, marry kwanten(so I could fuck him whenever I wanted) and block skarsgard….
Get fucked by Joe, then get fucked by Alex, then get fucked by Ryan, then…
Oh wait, what were my choices??
Fuck the rules of the game, Marry all three, and have their Block hard asses in a fourgy every day.
How can u do this 2 me……
Well i think if i have 2 chose (and i really dont want to)… i will fuck ryan (sorry but he makes me feel good inside my pants since season 1)…. block joe (just because u make me) and marry alex…. as u can see i already gave him a nickname… alex….
I second this. lol!
I am going to be a complete pig and say fuck them all then marry ryan. The dude just gets my dick hard! After i fuck sarsgard i would chuck him. then i would fuck joe and just chuck him as well.
Marry Joe (Alcide)
Fuck Alexander (Eric)
Block Ryan (Jason)
Same
i’d rather be fucked by all three…at the same time…
but i’ll fuck ryan wholeheartedly, marry joe quickly, and block eric regrettably…
Fuck – Alexander Skarsgard (mmmm yummy)
Marry – Ryan Kwanten (Fucking hell YES)
Block – Joe Manganiello (Get a wax already!!)
fuck – Alexander
Marry – Joe
Block – Ryan…
Fuck Quinn
Marry Quinn
Block Everyone else
F=Alex,oe, B=Ryan(i’ve met him, not so nice in person)
Marry Ryan, Fuck Joe, Block Alexander.
Can’t we go marry, top, and bottom?
Block (or bottom for) Joe
Fuck Alex
Marry Ryan
Switch to mormonism, marry all three. Lots of f*cking… <3
fuck, fuck, fuck… damn i think i just developed tourettes.
Marry- Joe
Fuck- Ryan
Block- Alexander
Nothing against Alexander… The others just make me melt faster 😉 lol
Block Alex, Fuck Joe, Marry Ryan
I’d Fuck and Marry all of them. If you’d ask me about their characters
F: Eric
M: Alicide
B: Jason – the guy is probably full of STD’s
Gee! I wanna Fuck & Merry the 3 guys and block the rest of the world…
Somebody bring me some pizza, i’ll be busy for the rest of my life.. locked inside my room with them.
Joe Mangianello, all the way, no contest. That man is in my top 5 most physically beautiful men in existence.
Youo ask the wrong question. I would want to cage Eric and Alicide to keep when I want them. Jason is small enough for me to have on a leash.
I would have 2 massively FUCK all 3 of them and base my decision upon the criteria that I listed . 1ST 2 strip I FUCK
1st 2 CUM I marry
1st 2 SCREAM I block
Ryan. No contest!
Fuck Alexander, Marry Ryan, and Block Joe
i am compelled to marry & fuck joe.
why wouldn’t i?
I’d go for Alexander Skarsgård.
Mostly because he’s Swedish just like me 😀
it pains me to say because ir has to be one of them,
Block Alexander Skarsgard, Fuck Ryan Kwanten and Marry Joe Manganiello. sigh
legalize polygamy…..