Fuck, Marry, Block: Rescue Me

FX’s Rescue Me closes down the firehouse this week, as Denis Leary wraps up his post-9/11 dramedy. Despite all the insane scruffy soap opera goings-on (death, and dysfunction, and, well – fires), the show tended to cast truthfully. Because firefighters are hot, and so are many of the actors on the show. Let’s play “Fuck, Marry, Block” with them. We’ve got actors Mike Lombardi (who plays bisexual firefighter Mike Siletti), Steven Pasquale (who plays the dim-witted but sweet Sean Garrity), and Daniel Sunjata (ambitious ladies man Franco Rivera). One of these guys you need to fuck, another you exchange vows with, and one of them has no business near your Manhunt profile. Hit the sirens and go to it!

– J. Harvey

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Mike Lombardi

Steven Pasquale

Daniel Sunjata

23 thoughts on “Fuck, Marry, Block: Rescue Me

  1. Marry: Mikey.
    Fuck: Steven and Daniel at the same time.
    Block: None, I’m a selfish prick like that.

  2. block the bottom one… gross

    then i guess fuck the other two at once. already married so i’ll just do a double penetration fuck with the top two who are passably shaggable. bottom one repulsive

  3. If I’m only basing it on pictures, there is no way I would block any of them.  It would definitely be all about personality.  🙂

  4. I agree, the penis shot is just horrible. the bottom man is so unattractive. the other two i am not particularly fussed by, but i could do

  5. This is one tough decision…. I don’t think you did Steven justice. Not fair to show Mike and Daniel showing skin.

  6. I’ll be a bigamist and marry them all, but in the states you can’t legally marry! so send them to me in spain, here it’s all legal.
    Come on USA, catch up with the rest of europe legalise gay marriage!!!!!!!!!

  7. If we HAVE to choose…

    I’m fucking Steve
    although I’m not the marrying type, I’m marrying Mike
    and unfortunately, that leaves me blocking Daniel…although I’d ask him over if Mike were out of town ;0)

  8. fuck daniel
    mary mike
    Block steven

    Steven not that hot
    mike is so fucking hot
    daneil would fuck his nude pic is from the broadway play take me out, saw that it was a great play and so fucking hot

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