“From A Scrum Addict To A Cum Addict!”

Here’s a bit of topical humor from Drawn To You veteran Bob Kusiak, which won’t get anywhere near the attention deserves because the original headline is already so damn hilarious. If you don’t get it, then you might want to revisit this post.

And while we’re on this topic, has anyone considered making a gay porn parody of this story? Think about it! Parker Perry as a strapping heterosexual rugby player who does a back flip, nearly breaks his neck and becomes a gay hairdresser. When he revisits his old teammates—to style them for their 2012 calendar, but of course—they all wind up gangbanging him while the coach watches. It’d sort of be like this. But in a locker room.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Bob Kusiak