“Dude, have you seen my buttplug anywhere?”

Oh, Fraternity X. What would we do without you making fraternity boys look like sadistic, rapey, chain-smoking assholes? I can deal with the rape and the sadism, it’s the cigarettes I can’t abide. Fucking blech. And what do we have here, boys?

Mikey got messy last night. Fucken dude wanted our dicks bad. Shoved a dildo up his ass before passing out. Then tried to say we put it there. This dude gay man. We pounded both his holes. Face fucking and all. Made this bottom bitch cum before dumping our loads in him.

So basically another Saturday morning at Delta Phi Non-Consensual. Look, “Mikey” wouldn’t be the first frat dude to fall asleep with a buttplug corking his hole. We’ve all been there!

Enjoy more of Stuffed and Hungover (*chortle*) below!

– Michael Xavier

Stuffed and Hungover
Fraternity X
“Mickey,” “Stone,” “John,” “Jessie,” and poor “Mikey”