“Houseboy” Is The Best Thing Johnny Rapid’s Done All Year.

Up until this point, the best thing Johnny Rapid did in 2014 was his soapy, sopping wet appearance alongside Dirk Caber in the four-part series “Stepfather’s Secret“. It showcased his talent for playing up the naive, innocent and inexperienced angle. You get a twinkle in his eye that asks, “Should we really be doing this?”, and the next minute he’s bouncing up and down on a hard cock like he’s done it over a hundred times before (because, duh, he has).

The thing is, Johnny Rapid was not the star of “Stepfather’s Secret“. That honor belonged to Mr. Caber, whose depiction of the pervy stepdad fueled an infinite amount of wet dreams… And while one might think Johnny was the star of his own series “There’s Something About Johnny“, that honor went to Jaxton Wheeler for stealing the scene in the grand finale orgy.

Johnny Rapid in Houseboy

Houseboy” is the first 2014 series—or scene for that matter—where Johnny Rapid is the clear star above anyone else. Paul Wagner acts as the well-to-do gentleman who hires Johnny to clean his house (and take care of his manly needs) in a skimpy pair of Andrew Christian underwear. His calm presence makes this feel a little less sleazy, allowing Johnny to shine as the young man who goes from slight reluctance to “anything goes” within a scope of a few minutes.

The second part features Dirk Caber and Billy Santoro (sort of) picking up where they left off in “Neighbors“, playing the role of a gay couple who stop by Paul’s house for a visit. Their onscreen chemistry is, once again, incredibly apparent. They treat Johnny’s body as if he’s a novel plaything, and while they’re passionately swapping spit above him, it somehow forces more attention onto what Johnny’s doing down below.

Things sort of fall apart in the last installment, but not enough for me to retract what I state in this post’s headline. Paul invites Landon Conrad and Logan Vaughn over for dinner, and soon after, he reveals that Johnny will be the first course. They fool around on the dining room table, then take the action to the living room for a scattered foursome that almost works.

By the end, you’re willing to forgive the lack of organization in the group scene, because there’s nothing you want more than a devoted, cock-sucking houseboy like Johnny to take care of your living quarters and the throbbing boner that’s pressing against your waistband.

He does dishes! He does windows! And yes, sir, he does anal.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: MEN.COM

Watch trailers for all three parts of the “Houseboy” series below:

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PART ONEJohnny meets Paul Wagner, bottoms in a tub:

Johnny Rapid bottoms for Paul Wagner in Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid bottoms for Paul Wagner in Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid bottoms for Paul Wagner in Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid bottoms for Paul Wagner in Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid bottoms for Paul Wagner in Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid bottoms for Paul Wagner in Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid bottoms for Paul Wagner in Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid bottoms for Paul Wagner in Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid bottoms for Paul Wagner in Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid bottoms for Paul Wagner in Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid bottoms for Paul Wagner in Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid bottoms for Paul Wagner in Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid bottoms for Paul Wagner in Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

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PART TWOJohnny services house guests Dirk Caber and Billy Santoro:

Johnny Rapid bottoms for Dirk Caber and Billy Santoro in a threesome for Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid bottoms for Dirk Caber and Billy Santoro in a threesome for Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid bottoms for Dirk Caber and Billy Santoro in a threesome for Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid bottoms for Dirk Caber and Billy Santoro in a threesome for Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid bottoms for Dirk Caber and Billy Santoro in a threesome for Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid bottoms for Dirk Caber and Billy Santoro in a threesome for Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid bottoms for Dirk Caber and Billy Santoro in a threesome for Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid bottoms for Dirk Caber and Billy Santoro in a threesome for Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid bottoms for Dirk Caber and Billy Santoro in a threesome for Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid bottoms for Dirk Caber and Billy Santoro in a threesome for Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid bottoms for Dirk Caber and Billy Santoro in a threesome for Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid bottoms for Dirk Caber and Billy Santoro in a threesome for Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid bottoms for Dirk Caber and Billy Santoro in a threesome for Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

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PART THREEJohnny spices up Paul‘s dinner with Landon Conrad and Logan Vaughn:

Johnny Rapid in a group sex scene with Paul Wagner, Logan Vaughn and Landon Conrad for Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid in a group sex scene with Paul Wagner, Logan Vaughn and Landon Conrad for Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid in a group sex scene with Paul Wagner, Logan Vaughn and Landon Conrad for Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid in a group sex scene with Paul Wagner, Logan Vaughn and Landon Conrad for Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid in a group sex scene with Paul Wagner, Logan Vaughn and Landon Conrad for Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid in a group sex scene with Paul Wagner, Logan Vaughn and Landon Conrad for Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid in a group sex scene with Paul Wagner, Logan Vaughn and Landon Conrad for Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid in a group sex scene with Paul Wagner, Logan Vaughn and Landon Conrad for Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid in a group sex scene with Paul Wagner, Logan Vaughn and Landon Conrad for Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid in a group sex scene with Paul Wagner, Logan Vaughn and Landon Conrad for Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid in a group sex scene with Paul Wagner, Logan Vaughn and Landon Conrad for Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid in a group sex scene with Paul Wagner, Logan Vaughn and Landon Conrad for Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

Johnny Rapid in a group sex scene with Paul Wagner, Logan Vaughn and Landon Conrad for Houseboy by gay porn site Drill My Hole.

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21 thoughts on ““Houseboy” Is The Best Thing Johnny Rapid’s Done All Year.

  1. MMMMmmmmm Paul Wagner. He is what dreams are made of. Absolute perfection.

    I’ve never cared for Johnny Rapid, but I admit, I watch almost everything he’s in because of his scene partners. Paul and Landon? And Dirk and Billy?! Lucky little fucker!!! Or rather, fuckee!! šŸ˜‰

  2. Not feeling the LOVE for Johnny like I use 2 but his ass is still very FUCKABLE !

  3. As with Colby Keller, Paul Wagner is another sexy man I have been a fan of for a long time. Again, any thing he’d ask I would do. Again. And again.

  4. Actually I feel that there was something lost in the editing room. Not quite sure what it is…This scene seemed a tad bit off.

  5. have said it before and stand by it: why do they keep putting j.rapid in scenes with plot? he’s an awful actor; why have him act? makes no sense to me; is a viable option to have porn without acting; he is much better suited to never speaking

  6. Men.com movies kinda suck, really. The sex is pretty predictable, there’s virtually no rimming, and the person you assume will be the bottom, will most definitely be the bottom.
    There is zero element of surprise.

  7. tho this post is bout johnny all i could see was paul wagner……with abit of landon hehe love them fellas they gorgious!!!

  8. Johnny can somehow seem innocent while being completely covered in cum. That’s quite a feat.

  9. Ugh. Johnny Rapid is so fucking ugly. He makes the term “Houseboy” seem like a punishment more than a privilege. Why in hell couldn’t they have picked a cuter twink for this project?!

  10. Interesting how people affect us. There is absolutely nothing I find interesting or intriguing, much less sexy about Billy Santoro. To me he just takes up pixels and has nothing more to offer. I can’t tell you much about why other than that he looks confused all the time, he’s not good looking, when he talks he sounds like he should be teaching high school cheerleading and he’s just a creepy guy to me.

  11. Here’s where I’m going to break my commenting hiatus and strongly disagree. Without the cheesy dialogue, Johnny Rapid is merely another random young hole for his costars to fuck.

    He’s no Meryl Streep, but the boy can act enough to bring this fantasy to life. This is the one type of character he can play well. If you tried to cast him as a tough guy or anyone in an authority position, yes, it would probably be laughable.

    You want to talk bad acting? Then let’s discuss Landon Conrad. He can’t convincingly deliver a line to save his life.

  12. J Rapid might be ok in a couple of years when he hits puberty, but for me he’s just another hairless twink clone šŸ™

  13. Watched the second movie and something seemed off about it. Couldn’t put my finger on it, then suddenly it hit me, Johnny kept making these *oh my god, it’s so big and it hurts but I like it* sounds. That’s fine and they were kind of believable, except for the fact that his body language was communicating something completely different!

    He didn’t flinch, or pull away or perform any sort of motion that would be fitting for the noises he made. It made the whole thing seem really… mechanical. At that point, I stopped looking and just looked at Dirk because he seemed more interesting. It’s a shame because Johnny really is a cutie.

  14. I read an article once where Dirk showed pix if him before weight loss where he was a nerd, chubby guy with glasses who probably didn’t get many looks. He’s probably relishing the attention he’s getting now.

  15. If you’re a 20 year old ‘Straight’ married guy with a kid whose f*cked with 100+ guys

  16. Innocent is the last word that comes to mind. Pretty overexposed but he must be getting people to hand cash over to men. Com

  17. johnny rapid is so ugly, what a waste of scenes, his partners are hot but id rather not to watch scenes where johnny rapid appears, he just so turns me off

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