Four Play: Billy Santoro Does The Cable Guy, The Pizza Guy & A Police Officer

What the hell happened to Billy Santoro? He delivered a handful of legitimately great scenes in his six-month stint as an exclusive model for MEN.COM, from the time he bottomed for Topher DiMaggio in “Gaywatch” to his futuristic fling with Colby Keller in “Sex Traveler“. His later scenes, however, have been lacking the spark that made me a fan in the first place. Even watching him with his real life partner has become a snore.

Billy might be blaming the studio‘s “camera work” for his issues, but it seems like there’s something else going on here. You need not look further than his latest scene, “Proverbs of Porn“, to see that this is true. The concept alone is a winner—a man invites over the cable guy, the pizza guy and a police officer for a stereotypical gay porn fuck that should be entertaining for both your funny bone and your boner.

Cable guy Jimmy Johnson rolls in, and despite Billy’s feigned enthusiasm, their oral action is boring with a capital “I’d rather be watching Jack King“. The beefy pizza guy, Travis James, comes through the door, and even he can’t save us from Billy’s calculated, soulless movements. Then, you think it might turn around when police officer Jonna Vick storms in… Nope! It gets even worse.

Look, I’m not going to drag Billy’s name through dirt because of one lackluster scene, this one disgusting picture of his butthole, or the fact that he’s acting like a teenage girl on Twitter over a blog post that barely criticized him. This is all coming from a place of love and adoration! I just want to see Billy step his game up, and given that he’s got a scene coming up with perfect male specimen Shawn Wolfe, I hope these words of pure love weren’t even necessary… Because if he fucks up Shawn’s near-excellent track record with another snooze-fest, I will be very, very angry.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: MEN.COM

Watch Billy fuck three gay porn stereotypes in the preview clip below:

Billy Santoro bottoms for Travis James, Jonna Vick and Jimmy Johnson in Proverbs of Porn by gay porn site Jizz Orgy.

Billy Santoro bottoms for Travis James, Jonna Vick and Jimmy Johnson in Proverbs of Porn by gay porn site Jizz Orgy.

Billy Santoro bottoms for Travis James, Jonna Vick and Jimmy Johnson in Proverbs of Porn by gay porn site Jizz Orgy.

Billy Santoro bottoms for Travis James, Jonna Vick and Jimmy Johnson in Proverbs of Porn by gay porn site Jizz Orgy.

Billy Santoro bottoms for Travis James, Jonna Vick and Jimmy Johnson in Proverbs of Porn by gay porn site Jizz Orgy.

Billy Santoro bottoms for Travis James, Jonna Vick and Jimmy Johnson in Proverbs of Porn by gay porn site Jizz Orgy.

Billy Santoro bottoms for Travis James, Jonna Vick and Jimmy Johnson in Proverbs of Porn by gay porn site Jizz Orgy.

Billy Santoro bottoms for Travis James, Jonna Vick and Jimmy Johnson in Proverbs of Porn by gay porn site Jizz Orgy.

Billy Santoro bottoms for Travis James, Jonna Vick and Jimmy Johnson in Proverbs of Porn by gay porn site Jizz Orgy.

Billy Santoro bottoms for Travis James, Jonna Vick and Jimmy Johnson in Proverbs of Porn by gay porn site Jizz Orgy.

Billy Santoro bottoms for Travis James, Jonna Vick and Jimmy Johnson in Proverbs of Porn by gay porn site Jizz Orgy.

Billy Santoro bottoms for Travis James, Jonna Vick and Jimmy Johnson in Proverbs of Porn by gay porn site Jizz Orgy.

Billy Santoro bottoms for Travis James, Jonna Vick and Jimmy Johnson in Proverbs of Porn by gay porn site Jizz Orgy.

Watch Billy Santoro in (something else that’s not) the “Proverbs of Porn” on MEN.COM.

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