A picture says a thousand words, but an ol’ school erotic photo shoot with cheesy captions says so much more. Vinnie appeared in a 1994 spread for Advocate Men entitled “Lunchtime Bully“. Even though I was too damn young to enjoy these pictures when they first came out, I was drawn to them when I spotted his bushy eyebrows, his fuzzy ass and his vaguely awful “WE JUST LIKE SURFING” t-shirt (that’s likely sitting in a Connecticut thrift shop right now).
The funny thing is, Vinnie actually looks like someone who’d be cast as a bully in a late ’80s or early ’90s comedy. He’s the homophobic bad boy who got held back for five or seven years, and now he’s secretly bottoming for the gym teacher after school to get enough credits to graduate… Geez, that would have been a better story than this lunchtime bully one! Can I go back in time and get a job writing captions for dirty magazines? Please?
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Terry Studios
Check out the Vinnie’s full spread from Advocate Men below:
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that. hairy. butt.
Dat ass. Omg
He kinda looks like Jack King.
Oooh, interesting comparison. I didn’t see that before, but I kind of see it now.
The bully who really wants you to suck his cock. I knew one of those.
I got Men for years, but if I saw him in an issue, I would have started subscribing sooner. Beautiful body, face and fur.
look at that ass omg!!!!!
YUM!
The good old days of print magazines, I think I still have the issue with him somewhere