There’s something about this picture! I could just imagine walking into my (non-existent) garage to find Michael Burns working his wood, his bare ass framed in a yellow jockstrap. Upon seeing this, I’d walk over to him, push his back down, get on my knees and start devouring his hole ’til he came… Then he’d return the favor by giving me the best blowjob of my life, tickling my balls with his ol’ school mustache.
Damnit! Now I’m hard.
According to Retro Men Plus, this horny carpenter appeared in Ball Busters magazine somewhere around 1986. He doesn’t appear to have done any erotic modeling work beyond this, though there’s a distinct possibility that I’m dead wrong about this. Anyone else know more about this man?
– Dewitt
Photos via: Retro Men Plus
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Aw. When smoke was smoke and men were men.
Aw. When smoke was smoke and men were men.
Holy time warp! I actually have that magazine. I got it years ago in one of those shrink wrapped bundles from a porn store. It still is hot. Loved the naked in tool belt the most.
lol.. slightly attractive ?
Maybe it’s me but something about clamps 2×4 and my dick just do not seem to go hand and hand !!!