I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. The best part of these retro magazines is the cheesy text that accompanies each spread. They could be the corniest captions in the whole entire universe, and yet they’ll never fail to get me hard. Maybe my dick just likes when you tell it stories? It’s a pretty intellectual dick, you know! It may even be smarter than me (not that it takes much).
That aside, here are some pics from a 1986 Mandate spread entitled “Husband’s Holiday”. The subject is a married guy who’s a little bit more than curious, looking for man-on-man lovin’ while his wife’s away on business. Hopefully, that would involve sucking on his eraser nips, because GEEZ… Look at the size of those things!
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Mandate / Alfredo
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“Oh man. My wife is on a business trip and she’ll be gone for two weeks. Damn, I’m so horny I could plug a… humpy stud like you.”
“Sure, baby, I go both ways. You think I don’t notice those guys who stare at me in the gym? I get off on the attention, but now I want to get off with you. Grab this!”
“You don’t have to worry. I’m not one of those uptight guys. I dig feeling a man inside me. Like I said, I go both ways.”
“Ummh, come on, guy. Let’s do it like real men. Get naked and get down. Yeah, go ahead and take it. Hope my wife goes away more often.”
Wow, that’s just awful. I mean, I loves me some dirty talk, in porn and in real life, but really? “Let’s do it like real men. Get naked and get down”?!?! There’s no way people really talked like this, even in 1986.
I volunteer to shove my cock in his mouth to get him to STFU! Anyone else want to join me?
I’m in.
Very sexy guy, but the dialogue is cheesy beyond even the worst porno.
Gotta love those married men, who are doing it “for the first time”. Yeah,right. Maybe the first time . . . . . tonight. And most of the time they are bottoms. Like I said, gotta love them!