If you put a man in a cowboy hat, there’s a pretty good chance that I’ll pay attention. This mostly has to do with my absurd fetishization of all things Southern. However, the uncountable amount of innuendos about “riding” may have to take partial responsibility for this ongoing boner-phenomenon.
Not so surprisingly, I’m extremely fond of this 1984 spread from Honcho magazine. The cowboy hat is only part of the equation. Seriously, just wait until you see this guy’s dick! It’s long, thick, veiny and would look really good shoved down my throat. Grr, the things I’d do to gag on that!
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Matthew E. Newman
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“This cowboy is strictly the big city kind. His beat is not the panhandle. He covers the waterfront looking not for little doggies but for dick and ass.”
“With an up-right, out-front joystick like this one, you can be sure the village cowboy gets plenty of what he wants. And when he gets it, he knows just what to do.”
“When he catches a rustler he doesn’t have to tie him up with rope to keep him from getting away. Impaled on this hot poker, nobody’s going anywhere. Would you?”
So THAT’s where the expression “Save a horse, ride a cowboy” comes from. In this case, it would be hard to tell the difference. This man reeks of sex! He can impale me any time in any hole he wants. I’m sure as hell I wouldn’t know my own name afterwards!
damn!! I would love to see that “in” person… that person being me
Very beautiful cock …damn!!
So that what a horse’s cock looks like! I would love to ride this PONY!
He could kill the horse and the cowboy with that thang. 🙂 But we all have to die some way….
wonder what he looks like today…..
hooyah! time to cross another one off my bucket list- riding a bucking broncho! 🙂
Hot damn! I would definitely ride him off into the sunset!
Gee, that’s my ultimate dream :Dx
very nice would love to meet up with this cowboy he can ride me anytime..:)
Oh, my goodness! How horrible! He isn’t shaved or manscaped, especially “down there.”
I like that – a real man.
like it and want to ride it….
oh the good ole days…hot fucker…damn hott…
My goodness, that poker does look hot…and a little angry. YUM!
This is what a man should look like not all cookie cutters, shaved!! He looks natural!!
a nice cock would love to ride on that cock
I can’t believe nobody said “Yeehah! Ride ’em, cowboy!”