Flashback Friday: 2011′s Best Porn From Way Before 2011

It seemed silly to do a “Best of 2011” post for our Flashback Friday series, given the very nature of our Flashback Friday series. Obviously, mone of this porn came out this year. Why the hell would we do a round-up with a bunch of old stuff?

Because we’re nerds. We like making lists and looking up site statistics. Just to make sure we’re on the same page, the ten images you’re about to masturbate to come from the most-viewed Flashback Friday posts of 2011. Once again, we’d like to stress that we had NO SAY about the order in which these men appear. We just followed the numbers.

– Dewitt

Click through to see your favorite flashbacks of 2011:

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10. MIKE DAVIS:

We wrote: “This is going to sound weird, but doesn’t Mike Davis look a bit like Conner Habib below the waist? While their physiques may not be absolutely identical, they have very similar chest-hair patterns. I’ve sat here for the past ten minutes comparing pictures of Mike with pictures of Conner getting fucked. You might as well just entertain the notion and pretend I’m right.”

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9. MAX GRAND:

We wrote: “Does anyone remember Max Grand? If you ever jerked off to porn in the nineties, then we assume the answer is “yes”. This uncut god appeared in a ton of films from 1993-2002, and we still get the same tingly feeling when we watch his scenes now.”

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8. BO RICHARDS & JEFF SCOTT:

We wrote: “We like that both of these men are handsome in that squeaky-clean late ’70s or early ’80s sitcom kind of way. They could have been extras on Happy Days or something. While Richie and the Fonz were chilling at Arnold’s, they’d be at the pub across the street deepthroating, fucking and licking spunk off their fingers. Right?”

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7. TONY NERO:

We wrote: “Tony Nero won me over with his gigantic cock. Just look at that thing! Now, stop looking at it for a moment and imagine it stretching your jaw as he pulls your ears deep into his luscious, dark bush… Seriously, it’s like a forest down there, and we fucking love it. Shaved and trimmed pubes work for some guys, but we’re so glad the 1980s allowed Tony to proudly rock his fur.”

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6. KEPT AFTER SCHOOL:

We wrote: “The pics you are about to see jerk off to come from a 1982 Nova film entitled Kept After School. It stars four twinkish young men—Jeff Hunter, Mike Barnes, Hans Mueller and Buddy Hill—who decide to have some fun during detention… Their teacher eventually catches them having a mini-orgy directly in front of him, and then he’s all like, “Oh hey, what’s going on here?” Naturally, this leads to the four boys (all over eighteen, BTW) throwing him down on his desk, drilling his hole and covering him in jizz”

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5. CRAM COURSE:

We They wrote: This comely college student is cramming for his orals. Would you mind being his study date? In return he’ll help you out with your anals. And when you’ve both studied long and hard, you can go on to some higher learning…

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4. KEVIN WILLIAMS:

We wrote: “Before there were porn stars like Brent Corrigan, Micah Andrews and Kurt Wild, blond beauty Kevin Williams could easily claim the title of “ultimate twink bottom”. It was clear that this young man really loved his job, as he deepthroated and spread his hole some of the biggest cocks in the industry. Double penetration! Dildos the size of my wrist! You name it, and he’s probably done it… Not only that, but he did it on film.”

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3. RYAN IDOL:

We wrote: “The 1990s adult film superstar recently surfaced alongside Chi Chi LaRue, discussing his 1994 film Idol Country. So for all of you who are curious about what he looks like today? You’ll be getting your answers for once!”

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2. JEFF STRYKER:

We wrote: “You see, Jeff Stryker was an incredible performer. As much as we hate to admit this, we hadn’t actually seen any of his movies until quite recently. Just pictures on the internet. Now, after officially watching him in action? His voice alone makes our holes quiver, and he somehow manages to make cheesy porn dialogue sound believable. Seriously!”

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1. BOB BLOUNT:

We wrote: “Do you remember your really bad-ass ex-boyfriend? He was an older, hairy man who rode a motorcycle, and your parents always insisted you were way too good for him. Oh, and he had the most luscious, thick beard in the entire world! Plus, a nice uncut cock. Remember him? Yeah, neither do we! But if we grew up in the 1970s, we imagine he’d look something like Bob Blount.”

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The Best Asses of 2011
Leo Forte: Cocksucker of The Year
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