This is a list of the top ten Everything Butt posts of 2013, but for reasons I don’t want to go into just yet, the most popular Everything Butt subject of the year doesn’t appear on here. You’ll find out more about this on Monday at 6:00pm, when we unveil a completely different Best of Manhunt Daily countdown. Wild speculation in the comments section is not only appreciated but, also, encouraged.
Aside from the fact that The Guy Site‘s Johnny just beat out Spunk Worthy‘s Nicholas—as well as the glaring omissions of Nick Sterling, Sean Cody‘s Spencer and Chaos Men‘s Glenn—this might be a perfect reflection of best butts 2013 had to offer. In fact, I almost feel the need to apologize that four out of ten of these men might appear on our “Best Holes” roundup later this week?
Haha, just kidding! You’ll never get tired of looking at these butts. Never.
Photo credit: Raging Stallion
Take a look at the best Everything Butt posts of 2013 below:
We wrote: “Amateur straight guy Johnny is a favorite on The Guy Site. Voyeuristic owner Bill has pegged him as “one of first men to rise above the rest and become a star”, and while he doesn’t stick out in our minds as much as, say, Marcelo or burly giant Chuck, we’ll take his word that people can’t get enough of this dude.”
9. CHIP TANNER:
We wrote: “Chip Tanner has one of the most impeccable assholes in the gay porn industry (if not the best of them all). Even skeptics of the standard “spread eagle” shot will be drooling over his pretty pink pucker. It helps, of course, that it rests between a pair of perfectly muscular cheeks developed from his gymnastics training, long hours at the gym and his extracurricular twerking activities.”
8. JUSTIN OWEN:
We wrote: “How did it take me so long to realize that Justin Owen’s one of the most fuckable human beings in the world? His ass looks like it’d taste like heaven, and the thought of those pretty pink lips (not the ones on his face) wrapped around my dick drives me nuts. Oh, and it also helps that he’s got plenty of hair to tug on while you’re ramming him from behind…”
7. JD PHOENIX:
We wrote: “If you missed JD Phoenix‘s scene with Pierre Fitch in the January 26th edition of The Cock Buffet, then we feel sorry for your poor unfortunate soul… Oh, we’re just pulling your leg! You can watch a clip of Pierre and JD in action here, which will help prepare you for this (somehow) even hotter scene he did with Jake Genesis. It’s no secret that this boy has a damn sweet hole. However, it should be recognized that it’s even sweeter when stretched to full capacity by a rock-hard shaft… And Jake’s shaft definitely does the trick.”
6. JOSH LONG:
We wrote: “There was a moment, not too long ago, when I blew my load watching Josh get finger-banged. If you’re not into hirsute types—particularly in the down below areas—then you won’t understand the incredible power Josh has when he turns around, spreads his cheeks wide open and exposes that pretty pink pucker. It’s especially magical, to the point that I don’t even need to see him getting penetrated to bust a nut. The mere knowledge that, somewhere in this world, Josh’s ass exists is enough for me.”
We wrote: “Scruffy eighteen year-old Tommy ‘swears on his mom’ that he’d never fooled around with a guy before this video. He’s relatively open about his bi-curiosity, confessing to the Maverick Men that he can’t cum with girls unless he closes his eyes and imagines one of their scenes. Lucky for him, Cole and Hunter agreed to pop his cherry, and he lives out one of his wildest fantasies on film.”
4. QUINN JAXON:
We wrote: “Whether you know him as Quinn Jaxon, Kurt Madison or Quinn Christopher Jaxon, it’s no secret that this go-go boy, Andrew Christian model and self-proclaimed heterosexual male has a gigantic schlong and one of the hottest asses in the universe. This post is, as the title suggests, about the latter attribute, so let’s have a frank discussion about how much we all want to stuff our dicks inside Quinn Jaxon’s hole.”
3. CONNOR KLINE:
We wrote: “Connor Kline and Brice Banyan are two identical gay porn stars with extraordinary muscle butts and the phrase ‘BORN THIS WAY‘ tattooed on their upper backs. They both bear a shocking resemblance to former Sean Cody model Brice, who coincidentally also has a ‘BORN THIS WAY’ tattoo on his upper back… LOL, what’s with all these crazy kids getting tattoos?!?!”
2. SHAWN WOLFE:
We wrote: “Falcon‘s brand new flick Tahoe – Snow Packed has brought us some of the best Shawn Wolfe butt shots we’ve seen yet. I actually can’t fathom how he’ll ever be able to top these pictures, and I especially can’t fathom how Jimmy Durano was able to top Shawn without blowing his load the very moment he touched that fuzzy hole. I am OBSESSED.”
1. MARCUS RUHL:
My dick wrote: “I will never stop being fascinated by the magnificent ass-quake that occurs every time Marcus Ruhl gets fucked doggystyle. With each thrust made toward his sex-starved hole, we all get to witness his thick, lightly hairy cheeks jiggling in a hypnotic fashion that’d make any top go wild with lust.”