Everything Butt: Nick Sterling

Are you tired of Nick Sterling yet? We’re not. Seriously, I don’t think a single day goes by without J. Harvey asking how we can get his contact information for an interview. I’ve always assumed “for an interview” meant to “make arrangements for him to smother his face with those butt cheeks”, though I never said anything ’cause I was afraid HR would call me to their office.

No, but really! The two of us have fights (that only exist in my brain) over who would have to take sloppy seconds, should Nick ever throw himself hole-first at our penises. To be completely honest, sloppy seconds wouldn’t even matter, because Nick’s ass is so remarkable that you wouldn’t even care who tapped it before you. Ugh, why isn’t he backing that thang up on our dicks? Why? Why? WHY?

Oh, right! Because he’s too busy getting plowed by Sean Zevran. Fuck you, Sean Zevran.

Also, why didn’t you vote for Nick on The Ten? He’s currently in sixth place.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Randy Blue

To set your eyes on Nick’s heavenly mounds, follow the JUMP:

Putting that booty to good use:

1,103 thoughts on “Everything Butt: Nick Sterling

  1. I looked at old pics of him and his ass doesn’t look that bubblycious. Either I’d like what’s his workout routine or the name of his surgeon

  2. Old?  That pic’s fairly recent.  You can tell because he’s been PhotoShopped to have impossibly smooth skin; his older pics are more natural-looking.

  3. bubblycious?? come on , now- if you’re gonna make up words at least make the spelling make sense. bubblicious, maybe… and hasn’t it occurred to any of you that maybe a workout regimen might increase the bubblosity (my turn) of his cheeks? besides, when the rest of him looks the way it does, who cares if bis butt isn’t as perfectly bubbled as it appears? like most of you guys are getting better offers coming to your door as it is…

  4. Wow.  Every time I see him, I’m reminded of the barely legal kid I met at a party almost 10 years ago now.  MY has he changed!

  5. In the other photo, through the link in the comments, id say it’s just a bad pose and not a great angle.

  6. hey  guys   this is all window shopping – i doubt that any of us are  going to  rim that ass,  fuck  that ass,  or   probably ever meet this handsome man  –  but   let me tell you  he  has gotten  plenty  of   cum  out of  my  dick  and   has certainly  fired  up  my  appetite  for a  nice   juicy  taste of ass pie  and   would also  tuen  him  over because i  love  a  large dollop  of  fresh  whipped cream with  my pie!!!

  7. Sean Zevran is my new arch-enemy.

    And it’s not EVERY day. It’s more like every hour. He could seriously sit on my face for HOURS. 

  8. if any man’s ass was made for eating n fucking, it is this fine sexy man…he is so smoking hott…this top would luv to chew on n fuck that man hole

  9. I like that they actually talk during the scenes; can’t stand the “ahhhhh”  “ohhhhhh” of gay porn

  10. hmm it is puzzling. He’s not super cut and lean as there is still some fat around him in areas, so there is quite a possibility it’s natural. And his butt before it was huge looked like it had the potential to be bubbly. Though his ass in the newer pics looks like it’s 100% pure round jiggly fat. There is a cosmetic procedure in which the surgeon transfers fat from parts of your body to the desired area (typically the booty). So it makes me wonder if he might have gotten some of it filled up and worked out more.

    Either way, I’m jealous.

  11. THAT BUTT IS SCREAMING TO GET FUCKED AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND SHREDDED AND FUCKED AND SEEDED AND BRED NICE DEEP AND NASTY

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