Things4Fun Is Having A 30% Off Sale For The Next Two Weeks!

Awesome sex gear for 30% off!

Things4Fun is an online sex shop that sells awesome things with which to do sex. Tons of gear on the site is 30% off for the next two weeks. So get your ass over there and start shoppin’. When they asked us to promo their sale, I took it upon myself to actually try a few of these lovely items to make sure they were worth your time. I have good news – they are!

For instance – I wore the Cruiser Cockring when I was fucking. It did the job, the bloodflow stayed where it was supposed to and it made me feel BIG and HUGE as I stuffed my cock in my partner’s ass. Also, Trenton Ducati uses it. Check it out here.


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The Blueline jockstrap made my bulge look bigger than it had a right to look (I’m Irish, shut up), and serve my ass up. Luckily, I was feeling versatile that day. The guy fucking me also kept yanking the straps to situate my ass on his cock more firmly and they didn’t snap! Now, THAT’S a jockstrap.

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Here’s the Ass Anchor Flared Butt Plug. I was too much of a pussy (so to speak) to try this one. But “a friend” did and LOVED IT. How do I know? Because when he got it situated (so to speak), his cock went from 0 to 60 in boner terms. That cock SHOT UP. Also, I made him wear it while we went out for a beer. Let’s just say we couldn’t sit at the bar and we had to leave before we finished our pints cuz’ he was so turned on that we had to go home so I could (gently) remove it so I could give him the real thing. I wish my cock could flare like that.

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If you’re a cum queen, this is the lube for you. It’s Jizz Water-Based Cum Scented Lube! Seriously, if you’re into jizz, it’s like using jizz as lube. It even smells like it! It’s almost shocking!

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We’ve come to my favorite item that Things4Fun offers so far. It’s the Ox Balls Finger Fuck Textured Glove. It’s a glove designed for fingering ass! I used this one, and had it used on me. Dude, the texture on the fingers…when it reaches that certain area (i.e. your prostate)…let’s just say I came with my cock barely being touched. That ordinarily only happens to me when I’m getting deep-dicked. I’m guessing that Wesley Woods had a similar experience.

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Get your cock and ass over to Things4Fun and pick up some accessories for them at 30% off now!

– Michael Xavier

2 thoughts on “Things4Fun Is Having A 30% Off Sale For The Next Two Weeks!

  1. Hey there… All the items should show discounted already at 30% except a few where the manufacturer’s limit us and do not allow us to discount them. 98% of the items should show at 30% when you visit.

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