Can I confess something? Up until a few hours ago, I had never considered Evan Peters “sexy”. He was always just there (if that makes any sense). While there’s a small chance that I would have described him as “cute”, it wasn’t very likely that I’d get excited to watch a nun spank his bare ass.
Then, of course, I saw the American Horror Story star’s photo shoot for Flaunt magazine.
Perhaps I have a sick, unexplored fetish for rats, but the picture above is really doing it for me. It’s almost as if Evan’s eye-fucking my soul with his rock hard eye-penis, and my soul is just spreading its cheeks wide and taking it like a man. UNF! This boy, this boy.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Davis Factor
Click through to see the rest of Evan’s Flaunt magazine photo shoot:
Look at those furry thick legs. OMG. Just manly stumps I’d like to see slowly go up in the air and over his shoulders as I enter him so gently, feeling him wince slightly as my head crown passed across his sphincter muscle … mmmm
The “ManGo” stuff was a bit much for me (no offense), but you’re just realizing this guy is attractive?
I liked him when he was playing Cooper Day in “The Days” (I miss that show) a brooding aspiring writer and he was cute in “Sleep Over” as well.
Why do you not have the picture of his ass posted?!
That rat is super cute!
um anything with rats is not sexy
um anything with rats is not sexy
Creepy really creepy.