Errybody Got Outed Over The Weekend: J-Lo’s Boyfriend

The queen beside him is giving face, face, face! My monitor just started sparking.

Chace Crawford isn’t the only young male celebrity the media is trying to catch with a cock in his mouth. Dude with the suggestive finger near his lips and the pepper mill(?) in his booty shorts is Casper Smart. He’s the professional dancer who is currently shacked up with Jennifer Lopez. A rival dancer (it’s like West Side Story) Tweeted the above pic and is claiming Casper’s gay and playing straight for pay with Ms. Lopez all over his Twitter account.

This story was mildly interesting (younger backup dancer plucked from obscurity by superstar after her divorce might not actually be into girls), and then it got a little more interesting when I saw that the dude making the accusations (one Joshua Lee Ayers) is kinda hot.

Then I got less interested when someone accused Ayers of being gay and he responded with this:

So he’s a big fucktard.

The pics above of Smart could be someone just kidding around with his co-workers, and this is just looking like a jealous tantrum from a dumb homophobe.

So, to sum up this morning, Chase Crawford’s probs gay and Casper Smart is probs NOT gay. Adjust your scorecards accordingly.

– J. Harvey

1,931 thoughts on “Errybody Got Outed Over The Weekend: J-Lo’s Boyfriend

  1. I think J lo is well aware of what Ms Casper is. And I think they  have some kind of business deal. Hollywood, who woulda thought?

  2. Dude is definitely gay….not buyin it. But frankly, who gives a fuck what the self-hating piece of shit is or isn’t?

  3. I thought “he who shall not be named” was the only twat “outing” people for more hits on their page? 

    who cares if these people are gay or not ? 
    will your life be that much more complete knowing some person you’ve never met (or never will meet) likes cock? 

  4. i hope this dancer wannabe isnt playing on my team… if he is he should be proud and not hide behind some skirt

  5. I never understood why J-Lo divorced that cute Cris Judd and eventually had kids with that less than attractive Marc Anthony. Yuch!!!

  6. I’ve come to think that J-Lo is the bitch in all of this. She changes men like she  changes her outfits on the red carpet.
    And yes, her new “boytoy” is as gay as the color pink. My gaydar went off like crazy when i first saw him.

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