Ed Westwick Will Have Sex in Public to Prove He’s Not Gay

Gossip Girl
Can we talk about the horrible photoshopping in this shot of the Gossip Girl cast in Rolling Stone? Unlike New York Magazine's brilliant cover with the cast lying in a bed together, it's so blatantly clear that Leighton Meester and Blake Lively didn't pose under the covers for this photo. 
I mean, Blair… er, Leighton's face is literally placed on top of Jessica Szohr's boobies. You'll also notice that while the rest of the cast looks completely uninterested in their sexiness (in the fiercest way possible), both Meester and Lively are clearly smiling! You may not be able to see blondie's smile, but she's blatantly "smiling with her eyes" a la Tyra Banks.
But there are more important matters to discuss here. Apparently when magazines do these photo shoots, there are articles attached to them, and this one is a doozy! Here's Ed Westwick, aka Chuck Bass, regarding the fans who mock his and Chace Crawford's sexuality.

"[The rumors are] Fucking ridiculous! "It's funny because I love this fucking dude dearly. I would die for this fucking dude. He's my brother. But, by God, we are so into our women it's ridiculous. But what are you going to do about it? Get pissed off and stay home and cry about it?…I made out with a girl in public. Fuck it, I'll have sex in public. That one's still on the list. Still haven't ticked that one off. Well I have, but they haven't seen me. Not George Michael public."

Seems rather defensive, right? With photos like these floating around, it seems like Westwick has every reason to rant. I mean, hey… what's so wrong with two straight men touching one another's ankles and whispering softly into one another's ears? With the amount of "straight" men on MANHUNT looking to get fucked up the ass, we certainly can't judge!

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Terry Richardson

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