Reading through the cast list of Joe Gage‘s new military-themed flick Armed Forces Physical was enough to give me a semi: Andrew Justice, Conner Habib, Joe Parker, CJ Parker, Dale Cooper, Rich Kelly, Dylan Roberts, Shay, Colby Keller and a guest appearance by the one and only Jake Cruise.
That might seem like a long list of names to you, but for me, it’s the equivalent of my Jerk-Off Bible. I’ve had intimate fantasies about nearly every one of these guys, and while it might be a tad creepy to admit this in such a public forum, I’ve had quite a few graphic, raunchy sex dreams about Conner’s hairy hole gravitating above my tongue.
From the looks of this trailer, Gage builds up some nice tension in these scenes! I’m especially intrigued by the part where Dale Cooper’s slobbering all over Andrew Justice’s mushroom head, and he keeps looking up with his big brown puppy dog eyes and saying “no” whenever Andrew asks if he wants to get fucked. How does he wind up changing his mind? I suppose we’ll have to watch to find out.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Dragon Media
Watch the trailer for Joe Gage’s Armed Forces Physical below:
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andrew justice, colby keller and connor habib…..yayayayayya the rest yeah not so much lol
ugh…i won’t even steal this if it has jake cruise in it.
I prefer porn with guys in it who are actually attractive.
*jaws drops to the floor* wow.. so many of my fav guys in porn.. wow.
Those heavy, untrimmed beards won’t fly in the military. Ruins the whole illusion.
Right, because everything else is this movie is so realistic…
Holy @#$%! So many hot men! Now I know what I’m asking Sexy Santa to stuff in my stocking this year!
So you’ll never recommend a porn with yourself in it I guess
Andrew Justice and Connor Habib are two very great looking guys
Beauty is only skin deep!
Fuck yeah! Hot cast filled with bearded hairy studs cant wait to get my copy!
That second to the last picture looks like Andrew Justice is bottoming (for the first time?). In which case I’ve not only bought the video I bought a ring (fingers crossed!)
I just watched it. The sex scenes are nice, and I found most of the actors hot, but I was disappointed that the title of the movie has little to do with the content. if you’re going to make a movie with a theme — say, military — then give us guys who actually look like they might be in the military. And if you’re going to call it Armed Forces Physical, then it would be nice to have at least one scene that’s a realistic armed forces physical. Having five or six guys bend over and spread their cheeks, one by one, so the doc can check out their buttholes, (which is how my four military physicals were conducted) would have been a hot scene. It would also have been a realistic military physical, which means the title wouldn’t have been quite so misleading.
Yeah! Watching it now and I’ve gone limp. They fucking ruined this movie putting him in it not because of his looks but I read some douchy things about him.
FYI Porn directors!: please have actors come on faces in a facial scene not on the floor. thank you. I’m confused as to why guys can’t control or know where they are going to ejaculate or are they just dumb and full of cum!