Screw apples and zebras! They were great for teaching us the alphabet back in the day, but we’re going straight gaily forward to Maurice Vellekoop‘s ABC Book if we ever need a refresher course. The 1997 publication will ruin your childhood in the best way possible, thanks to its rhyming couplets and graphic illustrations.
Unfortunately, only half of the letters are available for viewing online, so you’ll have to fill in the blanks for yourself. Damnit! We’re going to assume that “M” stands for Manhunt, despite the fact that the site didn’t exist when this book was published.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Maurice Vellekoop
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“A is for astronauts floating in space.”
“B is for bikers having a race.”
“C is for cowboys under western skies.”
“E is for executives reaching their goals.”
“G is for gladiators working a slave.”
“I is for interior decorator inspecting a site.”
“P is for policemen gathering facts.”
“Q is for quarterbacks getting a spanking.”
“R is for rockers hanging and banging.”
“T is for truckers down on their knees.”
“V is for vampire preparing to eat.”
“Y is for yokel offering a ride.”
“Z is for zoologist on the wild side.”
This guy’s drawings have been making me horny since the days of the Abercrombie & Fitch Quarterly.
These illustrations are like every gay fantasy brought to life. I think my favorite of these is the “ride ’em cowboy!” Or maybe the jockstraped quarterback getting spanked. Oh hell, they’re all fuckin’ fantastic!
z is a little much.
Generally, they’re very clever. Except for Z, as haha has pointed out.
this not a Children book 4 sure L0L
Luv this book and especially the illustrations. The guy has a witty sense of humor, and, yea, they are every gay fantasy in cartoon form. The cover pic turned me on. Not at first, but when I got to noticing the detail of the jock’s foot up the teacher’s pants and the teacher’s bulge. Very erotic! I can relate to the teacher and jock pic because I’m a teacher, and I’ve had several HOT young guys flirt with me. Of course, I don’t do anything (sexual with the boys), but it does drive me crazy! And I do luv the attention!
being a former trucker I can definately relate to “T” LOL
Finally some drawings that aren’t the “artsy-fartsy” crap. Just plain sensible drawings. Love it!!
funny…n sooo nasty…i like ’em
Never expected a bit of furry art…o.o
great! funny as well 🙂
Love drawn to you very comical drawings and verycreative! Keep posting
Ah, the gay alphabet. Fabulous!
are you Curious, george?