Dr. Queerlove: Fear Of Foreskin

Dr. Queerlove

Dear Dr. Queerlove,   

I absolutely loathe foreskin. I’m circumcised and don't like the way an uncut cock looks or feels. Plus there's always that hygiene issue. One could say I have a down right phobia for foreskin. I know I am just going to have to get over it because one of these days I might meet someone whom I'm really into and would just happen to be uncut. What can I do to overcome this?  

– Cutlover

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Everyone has different things that turn them on. Or off. In the realm of foreskin, it seems people either love it or they hate it.

Cutlover, I think you need to ask yourself a few questions. I get that you hate it, but could you fellate an uncut penis? Or is the thought of it just too disgusting for you? Have you ever come across an uncut man and felt the need to put a break on the naughty play? If your sex life isn’t significantly altered by encountering a hooded homie, I don’t think you have too much to worry about. You just have a preference for cut cock.

If you are grossed out by the prick pashmina to the point that it hinders your ability to do anything when confronted with one—as you lead me to believe with your email, then I would venture to say your aversion is perhaps just a tad bit irrational and, like you mentioned, for your sake you should try to overcome it.

Yes, men with foreskin have to take slightly more care with their genital hygiene, but nothing too extreme. And cut penis can get just as funkdafied. An uncut penis won’t harm you, or cover you in smegma. In the words of one of America’s most accomplished sex experts, “you have nothing to fear, but fear itself.”

Which leads to my next question: do you want to overcome this aversion? Meaning, are you actually willing to take steps to overcome this “phobia”? Some people are perfectly fine saying “It’s just not my thing. That’s a deal-breaker.” Which is totally fair. I’m going to assume you want to get over your ick factor and are willing to confront to sheathed beast!

First, wrap a banana in a thin slice of ham and work on it for a bit!

If that seems to new age and/or ridiculous for you, start by watching porn with uncut actors. Get used to seeing it and allow yourself to be aroused. The foreskin might not do it for you, but focus on how hot everything else is. The foreskin is just there. Being. Not ruining anything. And look! Other guys like it. Maybe it’s not so bad.

When you’re ready to graduate to the real thing, find a turtle neck kind of guy on MANHUNT. Tell him you’ve never been with someone uncut (guys love being the first of anything). It might not be true, but it’ll help understand why you’ll be taking your time and getting to know the foreskin. Which you should do. Start with the hand-job. Touch it. Play with it. Develop some comfort. When blowing him, pull his foreskin back so you have a smooth penis. Work on that. It’s just like any other cock! Nothing to be scared of!

Once you feel more comfortable, loosen some of the foreskin. Keep working on it by blowing as much uncut cock as possible! Before you know it you’ll be taking a vacation tour of Eastern Europe’s best uncut dick.


Got a question for the doc? Want to know what would be the most effective Canadian sex positions? Hit up the doctor for some sexy time: Queerlove@manhunt.net.

DISCLAIMER: Dr. Queerlove is not a doctor, of any kind. Not even a Ph.D. in Quantum Physics. So if you follow his advice and end up bruised, impotent and alone, you can’t sue us… because we’re telling you right here that you can’t.

7 thoughts on “Dr. Queerlove: Fear Of Foreskin

  1. There is NO VALID medical reason to circumcise a penis. there are people who BELIEVE this or that, and people that put their religious believes or who just want to do what everyone else is doing. STILL the most recent study shows there is only a SLIGHT decrease in the cases of HIV. BUT what would the impact of good personal hygiene? If you know someone who is uncut you know that YOU HAVE TO WASH IT EVERY DAY. if not, it gets infected, red and sore….. duh! Hence the increase of STD transmission….. JUST keep it clean down there and you’ll be good!

  2. Hell cut or uncut…you need to wash your swanz everyday…LOL…I wish I still had my skin…those lucky bastards are usually much more sensitive than us unlucky cut bastards…
    One thing you didn’t mention doc…it that if he is really afraid of or grossed out by the real thing…there are uncut dildoes to start on and then he can really take it at his own pace and not worry about offending anyone or having to bow out of what could be a hot encounter…just a thought…

  3. i like east europeans that are cut… >.>
    sex makes no difference, but oral is like 128361279312hg71923123 times more fun on a cut dick for me 😛

  4. I dont see any diff with cut or uncut cock. altho i have only been with one cut cock as in england most people are uncut.

  5. well uncut are more sensitive than cut ones thus they can experience more pleasure during sex, although its not proven but it is what most uncut people often says

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