Somewhere out there, Carly Rae Flopsen is brushing her teeth with some record executive’s DICK, pondering whether she has to do anal sex with GOD to get the next “Call Me Maybe” on the charts. Meanwhile, hot twin bitches Megan and Liz are laughing and twirling their pussy hairs like it ain’t NO thang, because this year’s summer smash fell in their laps, devoured their clits whole and punched the world in the FACE when it was done. Here’s a dramatic reenactment for all you dumb, visual-learning motherfuckers out there:
“Release You” is so catchy and addictive that it’s gonna stretch your coochie wide open and sing OPERA up in there. My boo Sam at Idolator put me up on this, and then he put me up against the wall and FUCKED me with a live, acoustic version that made me tingle in places I didn’t even know I had. As far as I’m concerned, Miley Cyrus (love her to death) can sit her thirsty ass DOWN and let these true pop queens double-penetrate your eardrums.
SO GET RIGHT WITH YOUR LIFE AND HOP ON THEIR DICKS!
Grab a big bottle of lube and grease the fuck UP before hitting the play button:
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The music video for the original version, which I am LIVING for:
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Another acoustic version, but Boulangerié gonna tell you that Idolator did it better:
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Boulangerie!!! Love you gurl!
Song is good but every post by Boulangerie is full of all that crass… unbearable to read. It’s really quite unnecessary.
I’ve tried to tell her to tone down the language, but she just laughs in my face. She’s really the worst.
song is ok. it’s no call me maybe, though