So, there I was, just fucking myself with my dildo…

Don’t all fantastic sex stories start that way? Like Kevin David, you’re just lying around buttfucking yourself with a big, black dildo and sort of jerking off but wishing you had a better form of stimulus with which to blow a load. Enter Derek. He’s The Watcher of this Men of Montreal scene, and he thinks Kevin David’s dildo isn’t quite hacking it. His cock can do a lot better. The inadequate sex toy is tossed aside for some real, live, Canadian dick. Kevin David is cute despite his dumb porn hair, but Derek is IT. Jacked and dick-slinging is the way I like my guys from up north, and he fits the bill! I’m thinking Kevin David is in no way missing that dildo.

There’s Men of Montreal under the “Michael Xavier!”

– Michael Xavier

The Watcher
Men of Montreal
Kevin David and Derek