David Duchovny Is Gay For Everyone

David Duchovny, going gay, gay, Californication, The X-Files, Garry Shandling, Woody Allen, Taylor Lautner, Twilight, Robert Pattinson, showers, naked, outdoors

Taylor Lautner. Woody Allen. Garry Shandling. What do these three men have in common? Although you might not expect it, the answer is quite simple–David Duchovny would go gay for all of them. And that was only the beginning of the Californication and X-Files star's list!

"If I were gay, you know," he told an interviewer. "I think Woody Allen is one of a long list of men I might go gay for. Garry Shandling is someone I've publicly gone gay for, for jokes. Oh and anyone in the Twilight movies. I don't know any of their names, but all of them. The wolves, the vampires? They're all fantastic."

It's obviously a bit of a joke, but this quote definitely wasn't: "I seriously hope no-one in Massachusetts reads this, but we have this outdoor shower and so I'm kinda naked and outside. I really enjoy taking an outdoor shower." Um, is the paparazzi doing their job? Because how have we not seen any photos of Duchovny showering naked outdoors?

– Dewitt

5 thoughts on “David Duchovny Is Gay For Everyone

  1. I heard Woody Allen can suck his own dick.
    No wonder he does yoga 24/7.
    That and lol Dewitt, where the hell did you find this photo?!

  2. i miss the x-files…
    i miss dana scully…
    i miss mulder…
    i already watched all 9 seasons last summer…
    i need more…
    did i mention i miss dana?..

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