Dalton Riley Is The World’s Greatest Loan Officer

I’ve never applied for a loan (#RenterForLife). But, if and when I do, I hope my loan officer is Dalton Riley. Because he REALLY, REALLY wants to help Paul Canon out. Canon’s credit sucks, and he has next to no collateral. Never fear – Dalton’s dick is here. I’m not sure whether Paul’s going to be granted the loan for sucking Dalton off, or Dalton’s going to let him move in? If it’s the latter, Dalton’s going to have to get a bigger house to fit BOTH those dicks. Click here for more.

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