Crush Story: Miles Teller From “Project X”

Something about Miles Teller just draws me in. Teller doesn’t have those straightforward matinee idol good looks, but he’s cutesy-charismatic and he’s probably packing. I can tell these things. I have peendar.

He first appeared as the teenager who ran down Nicole Kidman’s kid in Rabbit Hole, and then he was the hot cowboy best friend in the Footloose remake. His next film is that ridic-looking party flick Project X. I was totally “this is for teenage boys concerned about tits, booze, and popularity” until Miles showed up in the trailer and my opinion changed. Sure, it’s still for teen boys concerned about tits, booze, and popularity but maybe Miles’ character gets drunk and nekkid in it. Many booze-fueled straight guys like to show their cocks at parties.

None of that is going to happen, but I still think Miles Teller is hot.

– J. Harvey

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17 thoughts on “Crush Story: Miles Teller From “Project X”

  1. he’s funny looking… as in “his-parents-might-have-been-related” funny. Are those thumbs even opposable??

  2. Some guys can be totally on the border for me, but then they do something and I’m totally theirs. In Miles Teller’s case, it was his performance in “Rabbit Hole,” where he acted circles around Nicole Kidman. It was a genuinely heartwrenching performance; I had no desire to see “Project X,” though Teller’s presence might get me to rent it on DVD.

  3. I was an extra in another movie he’s going to be in, got to talk to him for a VERY little bit, he’s pretty charming.

  4. he has scars on his face and possibly some reconstructive surgery because he was almost killed in a car accident a few years ago.  The car he was riding in lost control and ran into the median and flipped 7 times ejecting Miles and throwing him 25 feet.  Then a year later he had two friends killed in a car accident but yet he seems to always smile and be cheerful this is totally my kind of guy.  Strong and able to bounce back after not one but two tragic events in his life.

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