Hold me! I can’t stop laughing at the Helix Studios parody of Robin Thicke‘s “Blurred Lines”. When I spotted it on The Sword, I had to watch it at least five or seven times, because I didn’t believe it was actually real. This isn’t even funny. Like, literally, it’s not even funny in the traditional sense.
It’s just, well, these twinks are so fucking ridiculous. I love watching them parade around like they’re hot shit, which isn’t completely inaccurate, because let’s be honest—there are some cute little pussy boys in this bunch. (Sorry, there is no other way to describe the human beings in this video other than “pussy boys”. There’s no word or phrase in the English language that’s more accurate.)
As soon as I passed this video on to my Manhunt colleague Diego, his initial response was,“This is why everyone hates the gays”. He realized, upon further reflection, that this is what most people imagine when we tell them we’re employed by Manhunt. Sadly, we do not have a flock of pussy boys to fuck during lunch hours. I’m as upset about this news as you are.
– Dewitt
Compare Robin Thicke and Helix Studios’ versions of “Blurred Lines” below:
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HELIX STUDIOS:
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THE ROBIN THICKE ORIGINAL:
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I wish I was given the opportunity to slap these fools with my foot.
They couldn’t find a twink who can move on beat to the music, or maybe a black one? All of this just proves that white boys continually have zero rhythm.
the send-up is better than the original! straight guys parading, pussy boys parading… same thing it seems!!
Not true…it just takes us longer to find it, unless we have a little help.
+1
I watched it on mute and jerked off (especially to the blond with the foot play)
Who cares what people think? We are individuals first and foremost, and only then part of a community or larger group. It’s impossible to live without suffering from misguided assumptions by other people.
That being said, this is far more egregious than the much reviled Justin Bieber parody that Helix did a while ago.
Tthat part made me puke and turn that shit off.
Wouldn’t be surprised if most “helix fans” were senior citizens btw…Creepy as fuck.
“Diego” is absolutely right!!
And I also agree with Cockconqueror…To be honest I wanted to slap the gay out of them!
I seriously doubt you actually vomitted Pat Robertson… these are just cute twinks having fun and playing. Even if you’re joking about wanting to slap the gay out of them, that’s pretty harsh. How would you enjoy havithe gay slapped out of you by a straight basher?
It takes talent to be both homophobic and ageist in two short paragraphs. Kudos.
I genuinely found it nauseating, hence my irrational reaction of wanting to “slap the gay out of them” that you guys – again- are taking too seriously.
Byronbritten you’re the paedo who confessed in the “how young is too young” post btw, so don’t come for me with your “under 18” fetish . I hope you sought the professional help I suggested. You’re the one making real victims here, taking advantage of kids to satisfy your sick urges, when I’m just talking shit on a video I find annoying.
Odd how I’ve taken you writings as too seriously again. Maybe if you gave an indication of sarcasm I might not take such umbrage. What is so nauseating about this? Why not explain what you find objectionable rather than just lame attempts at sarcasm.
I would seek out professional help, except the APA doesn’t consider ephebophilia to be a mental illness or a pathology, and the age of consent in my country is 14. So tell you what: I’ll keep living my life peacefully and legally, and you keep talking shit.
Do you ask their parents first?
Where do you wait for them? At the school exit, with money?
The age of consent is 14 between minors. Old people trying to take advantage of kids are still criminals. I don’t know which country you live in btw, but even if it’s not illegal for you to do that, you should realize there is an imbalance of powers in this trade (or “relationship”) that does make you sick since it is something you are actively seeking.
And I’m totally fine with being called an ageist by someone like you.
Dude, if it’s legal, then the majority of the populace and politicians must have weighed the supposed morality of it, and had no problems. You do know there are those that consider you sick for being gay? Yes, there is a certain discomfort, but if the parties involved are consenting and of legal standing, back off.
Having watched both videos (for um, research) Pharrel needs to be naked a lot more than he is here. And those women!! Fuckingnhot. Too bad they weren’t naked and taking dicks
The age of consent in my country is 14 for all parties involved. Sorry. You have no idea what my background is, what the background of the people I’m with is, and how our relationships have developed. I’m not going to bother to write a testament justifying my life to you, so I’ll just let you know that I’m healthily inserted in society, I come from a loving and supporting family, I’ve never coerced anyone into any kind of activity, sexual or not, and I live with my consciousness at ease.
You sound like you may have been faced with a very different kind of relationship when you were young. If that’s the case I’m sorry for you, but there’s no reason to generalize based on your biased perception, or to be a dick.
i actually find the one with robin thicke n the girls to be hotter then the twink one…..if the gay version was perhaps a football team, or hairy men it wud of been sooo much hotter imo i cudnt get through a min of the twinks….not a fan, funny though
OMG LMFAO
Thanks for the laugh but yes at times your very right!
He lives in the European part of the world where places like Denmark has that for a legal consenting age for sex with anyone they wish.
And until some laws came out in the US even in Maine legal age of consent was 15.
Sadly, u-tube has yanked it down. Did you save a copy Dewitt?
Boooooo! Double standards. They wouldn’t have yanked it down if it were a bunch of chicks with their titties out.
Wow.. this is rare.. a vid of half naked gay men dancing around… and I find NONE of them attractive lmao Not a fan of the song either, but DAMN Robin Thicke is HOT