*Contented Sigh*

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I write a lot about being interested primarily in joyful and enjoyable fucking/porn, and no studio (maybe Cockyboys – idk) consistently conveys what those ideas mean quite the way COLT does. You never watch a COLT scene and think “man, I hope that guy’s ok. He looks so sad.” Or look at the iconic still images from the COLT universe and wonder if those guys secretly hate themselves. These men are physical perfection and smile and fuck each other with pride and abandon.

I get that not that everybody here is worried about the emotional state of their pornstars. But truthfully nothing makes my dick softer faster than watching a guy who looks like he’s out of touch with what’s happening or, worse, miserable to be there.

So I’ve spent a gleeful week poking through COLT’s seemingly endless archive, watching dudes enjoy jamming themselves up inside of other dudes, and found some real mansex gems. This is what it’s supposed to look like guys. This is how it’s done:

 

 

That’s Marc Dylan and Nate Karlton in the COLT Classic (I know it was only from 2012 – aren’t they all “classics” though?) Uniform Men.  There are so many elements of this that should be inherently ridiculous: that exceptionally porny soundtrack, the cop uniforms, the trimmed down, Chicago-style prison set (seriously, you could stage Cell Block Tango on this same soundstage and nobody would think “hmmm. That looks like where they also make porns!”). But these men are gorgeous and so engaged (and engaging) that you don’t care. I don’t care. I just wanna watch beautiful men enjoying other beautiful men.

You’d be hard pressed top top (puns!) these fuckers:

 

 

 

And, because COLT likes us, I’ve got promo codes for 69% (!!) OFF Membership to COLTstudiogroup.com and 50% OFF credits for downloading and stuff. Use this link and then COLT69. If you’re already a member, use COLT50CR and get 50% off credits!

 

There’s not really anything that gets me every time the way COLT does. Yesterday, today, tomorrow. Woof.

 

 

– tyler