Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: The Best Dicks of 2013

A few weeks ago, I was (pleasantly) surprised to learn which Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post had been most popular within the past twelve months. It was not the one about the dick above. It was not any of the ones I wrote about Colby Jansen, Andrew Stark or Colby Keller, who I may or may not have sneakily campaigned to get on this list… And it was neither David Ken nor Sean Xavier, despite their impressively large equipment.

(See last year’s list here.)

You’ll have to scroll all the way down to find out who took the prize! A very special honorable mention goes out to the following ten men, who just missed the mark and made me wish this were an epic top twenty countdown—Mike Mann, Esteban, Derek Anthony, Ty Roderick, Jack Hall, Dale Cooper, Angel Rock, Abe, Devin Moss and Vinny Castillo.

There were a lot of great dicks on the internet this year! Even after babbling on about those ten extra names, there were at least ten others I wanted to mention. I’d highly recommend taking a stroll down memory lane and perusing the pages of our Cock-A-Doodle Do Me feature once you’re done viewing the content below.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Sean Cody

Take a look at the best Cock-A-Doodle Do Me posts of 2013 below:

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10. MICK LOVELL:

We wrote: “Is that the greatest cum shot of the year? The greatest cum shot of ALL TIME? Probably not! However, it’s such a nice cum shot, I’m ignoring that this scene is a flip-fuck and writing a Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post about Mick Lovell’s big ol’ shaft. This makes it all the more bittersweet that I had to include his name alongside Josh Long on last Friday’s list of 2013 gay porn retirees. Ugh! Come back to us, Mick. We need your cum.”

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9. DAVID KEN:

We wrote: “When your shaft is ten inches long and practically as thick as a wrist, it can’t be easy to find a bottom who can (successfully) take it all the way down his ass or throat… I know, I know! Am I really going to try and make you feel sorry for a man who’s ridiculously well-endowed? Well, no! But I still think it’s a valid point.”

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8. TOMAS BRAND:

We wrote: “When we first spotted Tomas Brand in Raging Stallion‘s new flick The Woods, we wondered how the hell we’ve never encountered the Swedish performer’s especially long, uncut meat… Well, it turns out he’s new to the business! We learned that after some extensive research (aka looking up his Twitter profile).”

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7. COLBY KELLER:

We wrote: “Passionate. No word is more appropriate to describe Colby Keller‘s performance with Duncan Black in “Sauna Slut“. This is, honestly, the type of sex I want to be having when I bottom—the perfect balance of rough and sensual. One minute he’s fucking you so hard that your cheeks jiggle. The next, his body is pressed against yours, as he plants a slow, deep kiss upon your lips. He’s dominant and commanding, yet his number one priority seems to be your pleasure. He doesn’t want to, as one commenter put it last week, use your ass like a Fleshjack.”

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6. DIRK WILLIS:

We wrote: “Dirk Willis is somewhere between the (allegedly) straight DILF next door and gay porn’s next Jesse Jackman. When asked by the cameraman why he thinks he’s a match for the adult industry, his answer is quite simple—’I’m muscular, hairy and a big dick.’ We think he means that he has a big dick, but who the hell cares? This guy could be the biggest asshole in the world, and we’d still slobber on his knob…”

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5. ANDREW STARK:

We wrote: “Andrew Stark demonstrates his remarkable stamina in Major League 3, a new Jizz Orgy scene where he lines up Johnny Rapid, Hunter Page, Mike DeMarko and Riley Banks against a row of lockers and drills their sex-starved butts one at a time. The power dynamic here, a baseball coach and his four players, adds an extra erotic element to the scenario… No matter who’s getting fucked in this fivesome, the focus is always on Andrew and how much these boys love his cock. (Not even Johnny can upstage him with double penetration!) As such, we find ourselves wildly fluctuating between wanting to be in Andrew’s place and wanting to be one of those sweet horny fuckers he’s pounding with all his might.”

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4. SEAN XAVIER:

We wrote: “Sean Xavier‘s dick hardly needs an introduction, does it? The well-endowed porn star has already made two appearances in Manhunt Daily‘s Cock-A-Doodle Do Me series, previously seen fucking Alexander Garrett and Alex Andrews (as seen here and here respectively). Today, he’s flying completely solo—with the exception of his trusty dildo, but of course—so you can channel all your time and energy toward worshiping his gigantic, flopping man-meat.”

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3. COLBY JANSEN:

We wrote: “You can’t even blame us (or my butthole) for writing about Colby Jansen so often! Nearly every scene that MEN.com‘s released in the past few weeks has had him or Rocco Reed in it (sometimes both), so it’s practically impossible to enter certain boner-friendly zones of the internet and not stumble upon his beefy, hairy naked body or witness his aggressive sexual demeanor.”

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2. HUDSON:

We wrote: “Thick cocks drive me nuts. You can imagine how I must have felt after waking up in this overly horny mood, then coincidentally stumbling upon Hudson‘s beer-can shaft on Sean Cody. It was equal parts frustrating and exciting. As I watched this hairy, handsome 23 year-old slap his hefty meat against his utterly massive thigh, I wanted to hop through my computer screen and plop my ass down onto his adorably scruffy face. I know, I know! You’d think I would just hop on his cock immediately, but nah, he’d need to loosen me up before I swallowed all that girth. I’m not that good at bottoming.”

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1. JAMES JAMESSON:

We wrote: “I say this with no disrespect to the ‘previous model‘ of James Jamesson, but the bearded, hairier version is a total upgrade as far as I’m concerned. Surprisingly, there was a whole lot of ‘YES‘ when we asked you if you’d go for the new lumberjack look, so it seems that you all agree with me (for once).”

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