I’m in a slutty mood this weekend. Now, I realize what some of you are thinking: “Aren’t you always in a slutty mood, Dewitt?” And you’re not wrong! I’m a horny bastard with a dick that never seems to quit. These are just facts, and they surprise no one.
But, uh, this weekend? I’m in a slutty, greedy bottom sort of mood.
One cock isn’t enough for today’s Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post, so I’ve enlisted the help of Jimmy Johnson, Tommy Defendi and Sebastian Young for a very special five-man gangbang edition. Those three names are the only names I’ve listed, because what the hell is Brett Carter even doing here? Fluffing? Nothing against him, but his presence seems superfluous.
Andrew Blue (above left) was left off that list for obvious reasons. He’s the lucky fucker getting stuffed by these three studs, and I sort of hate him right now… Also, isn’t he straight? Much as I like watching his meaty ass get drilled, this seems like a waste of good cock!
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Jizz Orgy
Click through to watch Andrew Blue living my dream:
Jimmy Johnson of Broke Straight Boys fame:
Andrew Blue:
And let the action begin…
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Andrew Blue is incredibly sexy, I didn’t recognize him at first !
Too bad he doesn’t have any erection in all this scene. STill it’s hot..
I’ve always wondered (fantasized?) what it would be like to be the center of attention at one of these “parties.”
I’ve always wondered (fantasized?) what it would be like to be the center of attention at one of these “parties.”
‘I’m in a slutty mood this weekend.’
Psh, story of my everyday life.
Sounds like we could solve the problem *together* (teamwork is always best).
I wanna be on that boat. And especially to be on Tommy Defendi’s cock.
so this is like porn to you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8F3UE9qFsg
nvm. thought you said on *a* boat.
andy samberg is someone i get wet dreams about though, so maybe that’s why i brought this up….
Everyone can ignore me now.
We have something in common, Guy. Big lustful crush on Andy Samberg here. I’d gladly jump aboard his boat.
Who WOULDN’T jump on his boat?
Who WOULDN’T jump on his boat?
I think you alone could solve this problem (if you catch my drift, and if you don’t, I’m saying I’m in love with your dick).
I think you alone could solve this problem (if you catch my drift, and if you don’t, I’m saying I’m in love with your dick).
and you show that to a guy whose in a small one dink town – who’s not had sex in 18 months? Geeeee, you low hanging – table banging bottom buggerer! Thanks!
Is this like Field of Dreams? If I buy a boat, will they come?
Oh man…time to buy a boat