Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Ryan Stack

Ryan Stack could easily play the lead in some crappy romantic comedy. Women everywhere would drag their husbands and boyfriends to see this movie, and those very same men would leave the theater questioning their sexuality (and general purpose in life). That’s how fucking hot he is. In all honesty, we’re not even sure this is an exaggeration…

Though Ryan may not have the thickest or longest cock in the whole wide world, he makes up for it in every other way imaginable. His accent alone is enough to make our holes twitch, and that warm smile has us ready to climb on top and let him do whatever he wants to our bodies.

On the other hand, Ryan’s got a nice fuzzy bum that’s worthy of our Everything Butt series, and we certainly wouldn’t mind pinning him down and fucking the living hell out of him. Oh, the indecision! Which side of him do you prefer?

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Randy Blue

To check out what Ryan’s packing, follow the JUMP:

Wait for it…

UNF! Fuck. Me.

Just kidding! Get on my dick.

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