Medical professionals, take note! Landon Conrad‘s cock has cured the common cold. After spending an entire weekend with a bizarre zombie plague, studies have indicated that one look at the gay porn mega-star’s upward curve saved my soul and extended my life expectancy by ten years. A team of qualified specialists strongly urges you to jerk off to all six clips in this post or else you will obviously get cholera and die like a character in Oregon Trail.
Also? That last paragraph is full of lies, except for the part about Landon Conrad’s dick being truly incredible. I’m not sure exactly how many different people he’s fucked onscreen this year, but my rough estimate would be “every single human being in the universe”. He’s even done a few lucky people twice! If you somehow haven’t had Landon’s dick inside of you this year, it’s only a matter of time until your hole’s full of his throbbing shaft. (This is also a lie! Don’t believe anything I say today, because I am still woozy from over-the-counter cold medicine.)
Are you ready for some DICKS? Are you ready for some HOLES? Let’s go!
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Falcon Studios
Watch Landon Conrad fucking pretty much everyone in the world below:
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Landon Conrad fucks Matt Hart for HIGH PERFORMANCE MEN:
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Landon Conrad fucks Seven Dixon for RAGING STALLION:
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Landon Conrad fucks Jessie Montgomery for HELIX STUDIOS:
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Landon Conrad fucks Leo Sweetwood for HIGH PERFORMANCE MEN:
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Landon Conrad fucks Matt Hart (again) for MEN OVER 30:
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Landon Conrad fucks Brandon Jones for FALCON STUDIOS:
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i do find landon just so pretty………cant really say much more then awwwwwwwwwwwww hehehe
He’s hot, for sure, but Christ, can’t he be paired with someone who’s equally hot? Or is that not allowed? All those ratty bottoms above just ain’t doin’ it.
Yay! You’re alive! It looks like you’ve discovered the cure, which if I know anything about medicine, will be more effective if taken orally or even a series of injections in the butt.
Landon could fuck me anytime!
How bout Paul Wagner? Woof!
I think they were handsome, especially the twinks. Let’s see how hot you are.
I guess it’s redundant to say he’s been fucking busy? 😉
Landon is hot as always, but Leo is the only bottom on this list that does it for me. Oh well. Let’s hope Landon continues to try and cure the world, one fuck at a time. Lol!
Perhaps Landon can be obtained on prescription?
The meat injection injection he gives those guys is enough to cure us all just by looking at him doing it
Mm. Landon. Be still my heart…and on an unrelated note, glad you’re feeling better Dewitt… wait, that’s SOOO related, because you are also “mmmmmm.” 🙂
Dewitt I’m so glad you’re feeling better. I’ve missed the wit!
Everyone except me
Damn! This was one of the best blog posts this week! Where do I get in line for a chance with Mr. Landon? lol
@Dewitt2it:disqus
I think that Landon Conrad can get a bit noisy as well…
Jessie Montgomery ratty, are you out of your mind.