Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: El Maximus

36 thoughts on “Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: El Maximus”

1. Good god, no. This guy needs a serious makeover, and perhaps a breath mint, before I’d touch that dong. And removal of about 90% of those nasty prison tattoos.

2. I found exactly 0% attractive about this guy. I don’t care how big his cock is. Would NOT touch him at all. Gross!

3. no attraction whatsoever—is this still MANhunt or boyhunt?

4. NASTY ! No body, definitely no ass, nothing special about his cock, nothing to look at and covered with that prison graffiti, this guy doesn’t stand a chance even if he were giving it away.

5. NASTY ! No body, definitely no ass, nothing special about his cock, nothing to look at and covered with that prison graffiti, this guy doesn’t stand a chance even if he were giving it away.

6. His dick is not the only thing that’s attractive about him. Lean, muscular body, beautiful hanging nutsack, soulful eyes, kissable lips. I’d do him.

7. His dick is not the only thing that’s attractive about him. Lean, muscular body, beautiful hanging nutsack, soulful eyes, kissable lips. I’d do him.

8. His dick is not the only thing that’s attractive about him. Lean, muscular body, beautiful hanging nutsack, soulful eyes, kissable lips. I’d do him.

9. You’d have to put a bag over MY head to let him get anywhere near me. LOL

10. I know he wants me, and he can have me. He is Hot as Hell !!!

11. I am not a fan of “random” tattooing nor of long hair, but to each his own. You are right, that is one marvelous cock. If I had a cock like that, I would be showing if off every chance I got. But, since I don’t, I would not mind if El Maximus let me enjoy his. What are my chances?

12. I am not a fan of “random” tattooing nor of long hair, but to each his own. You are right, that is one marvelous cock. If I had a cock like that, I would be showing if off every chance I got. But, since I don’t, I would not mind if El Maximus let me enjoy his. What are my chances?

13. I am not a fan of “random” tattooing nor of long hair, but to each his own. You are right, that is one marvelous cock. If I had a cock like that, I would be showing if off every chance I got. But, since I don’t, I would not mind if El Maximus let me enjoy his. What are my chances?

14. I am not a fan of “random” tattooing nor of long hair, but to each his own. You are right, that is one marvelous cock. If I had a cock like that, I would be showing if off every chance I got. But, since I don’t, I would not mind if El Maximus let me enjoy his. What are my chances?

15. ugly, get some one to fix his look, he looks all cellie ish, would be afriad of what he is carrying

16. He looks awesome!

17. He’s got Claudia tattooed on his left pec…your babies mama? In so many ways NO!

18. Big dick and totally lacking in any kind of sex appeal . The only pic in which he looks even halfway decent is the one where his arm blocks out his hair. I have to join in the chorus that says………..HELL!!!!!!

19. im waaaaaaaaaaay into his dick. but hes ugly as fuck lol. we need more latin dudes on here

20. He needs a hair cut & maybe to see a dentist. I’m not a fan of the tats either. But if he got the first 2 things I mentioned fixed, then he wouldn’t be that bad & I’d approach him. But as is he looks kind of grungy & dirty.

21. Just by reading the comments left on this post, I can say that the gay community is one judgmental ass group! Every little thing you have a problem with. Then you wonder why most of you are single and resorting to blogs to drool over a guy that you will probably never get. It’s like every inch has to inspected. I bet Maximus has a heart of gold and would treat you better than….hmm…Channing Tatum would! Stop being so quick to judge people. No one’s judging you. I think he’s cute, you think he’s unattractive, so be it, our opinions. But damn, saying that he might have a disease just by his appearance or that you need a bag is a bit harsh don’t you think? More love, less hate! 🙂

22. As far as dicks go, his is a great one.

23. he is SO fucking ugly i dont care about the big cock

24. He is a cutie, even with the tats, I love long hair on a guy

25. He is a cutie, even with the tats, I love long hair on a guy

26. He is a cutie, even with the tats, I love long hair on a guy

27. I don’t mind the tats—hell I live in Bushwick, Brooklyn and may be the only resident without ink, but that monster in his trousers would need to be checked at the door…YIKES!

28. I don’t mind the tats—hell I live in Bushwick, Brooklyn and may be the only resident without ink, but that monster in his trousers would need to be checked at the door…YIKES!

29. I don’t mind the tats—hell I live in Bushwick, Brooklyn and may be the only resident without ink, but that monster in his trousers would need to be checked at the door…YIKES!

30. So, about 15 negative comments and, “the gay community is one judgmental ass group”. Based on 15 comments? Now who’s being judgmental?

31. So, about 15 negative comments and, “the gay community is one judgmental ass group”. Based on 15 comments? Now who’s being judgmental?

32. So, about 15 negative comments and, “the gay community is one judgmental ass group”. Based on 15 comments? Now who’s being judgmental?

33. Dude, that kind of mean spiritedness is just not necessary. He will certainly know he’s posted here and read these. Have some compassion and just don’t comment if you don’t find him attractive.

34. I feel that because he has an alternative look, y’all are shitting on him. Because he doesn’t have a buzz cut, because he has tats, because he’s not circumcised, because he’s not WHITE, you take issue with it. Tell the truth. If they aren’t blond/brunette all American types, they are ugly. Fuck outta here. He’s HOT. Some of you may not be comin from a racial standpoint, but I know some of yall are. He may not be a fit for the website he’s advertised on, but in no way do I find him to be unattractive. Most of the guys y’all fantasize about y’all probably couldn’t fuck anyway, even if you paid the $200 outcall fee. Go back to liking Tyler Torro, Cody Cummings and them (which are also hot too. 🙂 )

35. he’s not that cute in the face,but his body and dick make up for it

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