Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Esteban’s Unbelievably Big Penis

There are big cocks, and then there are cocks so absurdly monstrous they’d cause car crashes if someone drove by and saw them on a billboard. Look, I’m not sure why anyone would ever put a gigantic dick on a billboard where innocent eyes could see it, but bear with me and just roll with the dumb hypothetical situation. It’s all for a good cause. The cause of you seeing Esteban‘s shockingly large, thick, uncut shaft and gasping in a confused combination of horror/pleasure.

Tim Kruger claims that this kid is literally the “guy next door”. As in, there’s a very good chance that he could stumble into him while taking out the trash or watering the garden. I mean, how could you even act normal around your neighbor if you knew there was a magnificent beast like this lurking in his trousers? I guess the world’s a different place if you’re a gay porn star…

(Thanks to Fleshbot for bringing this to my attention. I am nothing without you.)

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Tim Tales

Watch Esteban stroke his monolithic rod below:

Tim Tales model Esteban, who literally lives next door to Tim Kruger, has one of the biggest, thickest dicks we've ever seen.

Tim Tales model Esteban, who literally lives next door to Tim Kruger, has one of the biggest, thickest dicks we've ever seen.

Tim Tales model Esteban, who literally lives next door to Tim Kruger, has one of the biggest, thickest dicks we've ever seen.

Watch Esteban shoot his (supposedly huge) load at TIM TALES.