Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Esteban’s Unbelievably Big Penis

There are big cocks, and then there are cocks so absurdly monstrous they’d cause car crashes if someone drove by and saw them on a billboard. Look, I’m not sure why anyone would ever put a gigantic dick on a billboard where innocent eyes could see it, but bear with me and just roll with the dumb hypothetical situation. It’s all for a good cause. The cause of you seeing Esteban‘s shockingly large, thick, uncut shaft and gasping in a confused combination of horror/pleasure.

Tim Kruger claims that this kid is literally the “guy next door”. As in, there’s a very good chance that he could stumble into him while taking out the trash or watering the garden. I mean, how could you even act normal around your neighbor if you knew there was a magnificent beast like this lurking in his trousers? I guess the world’s a different place if you’re a gay porn star…

(Thanks to Fleshbot for bringing this to my attention. I am nothing without you.)

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Tim Tales

Watch Esteban stroke his monolithic rod below:

Tim Tales model Esteban, who literally lives next door to Tim Kruger, has one of the biggest, thickest dicks we've ever seen.

Tim Tales model Esteban, who literally lives next door to Tim Kruger, has one of the biggest, thickest dicks we've ever seen.

Tim Tales model Esteban, who literally lives next door to Tim Kruger, has one of the biggest, thickest dicks we've ever seen.

Watch Esteban shoot his (supposedly huge) load at TIM TALES.

 

264 thoughts on “Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Esteban’s Unbelievably Big Penis

  1. Yeah, a big cock but look what its attached to. Emaciatedly skinny and not a goodlooking face. I’d rather see a handsome but small dicked guy here. What goes DeWitt, seems like your taste is going down and down.

  2. I find him attractive and I like his body very much. To each his own! How big is that thing anyway?? It is certainly impressive.

  3. what a shallow prick, a shave and a smile and he’d sure look alot different but he looks fine to me.The right bf could probably get him to the gym and start eating to bulk up. I’m offering……

  4. no kidding, dewitt … it never ceases to amaze me just how easy it is for so may to degrade others for no purpose whatsoever except to show their own cruelty and insecurity.
    keep up the excellent work, dewitt!

  5. Its not just one post DeWitt…It seems that your standard for the men you post on MH daily lately are going down and down. Also finding alot now that videos dont work, other people have noticed as well. Start finding some better looking and at least average built guys.

  6. If you find him gl and like his body, you must have very low standards…Apparently you are a size queen that doesnt look at faces and bodies. He is far from gl and far from even having an average body…

  7. Thanks for the advice! Heaven forbid I include a little variety on this blog, and heaven forbid every single guy I feature doesn’t appeal to your dick.

    I really should be more considerate about pleasing you ALL OF THE TIME.

  8. It seems as though some people are confusing “personal taste” with “standards.” If you don’t agree with someone’s taste in men, who the hell cares? I don’t understand why people lurk in these comment feeds just to show what clever bitches they are.

  9. It’s amazing what a lot of the Gay and Bi community has become! Unless someone is absolutely perfect in build and looks or what your into you have nothing good to say.

    How about wow look at how hard he can get his cock? A lot of guys with dicks that big can not get that rock hard!
    And just the right amount of body hair to play with and enjoy.

    Oh ya that’s right you like smooth twinks? Oh no that twink looks too young you guys are pervs for liking him! He is too fat or too much of a bear for me! Oh he sounds like a queen in the video!

    The list just goes on as to what you all have to find wrong with a guy posted on this site. I think our ability to be out and open and more accepted has turned too many of you into judgmental cackling hens that can not appreciate anything other than your own misery and dragging others down with you.

    Give these guys a break and stay quiet if you can not say something nice about them. It’s the polite thing to do.

  10. @ Frank.wow, what a comment. SEEMS A BIT RUDE! Everyone has a different idea about what is beautiful. You may like Big Hairy Guys with small ones, or something completely opposite. Opinions are like assholes, and most stink. That’s all!

  11. Esteban is attractive to someone somewhere. Not everyone’s perception of beauty conforms to GQ standards. Esteban has not even said word and yet many people here have relegated the poor guy to bottom feeder status. Why, because he does not conform to what mainstream media defines as beautiful. This kid could have a heart and a kind spirit just as large as his dick but the shallow folks here would never get to know that. It’s one thing to say that a guy is just not your type but to question Dewitt’s standards – how shallow fellow queers!

  12. Kissable lips, tight firm body, swarthy looks, enough meat for family of 4 – this dude is one sexy fucker –

  13. Wow – I think he
    is hot. Great lips and damn look at his cock. I love skinny man and he is just
    right for me. Plus look at those heary legs and a nice bit of hair on his ass,
    hot. Also love that he does not shave his body hair. HOT HOT HOT

  14. God’s little joke..you never find a cock THAT big on a good looking guy.
    His Prick is fabulosity…..not ugly at all..just unconvential looks..we seen, hell been with MUCH morse…so stop the bitching.

  15. Esteben is not my type, but I don’t think he is unattractive. Everyone has their taste, but don’t downplay someone else’s because it defers from yours. My type: I like slightly thick guys, like Peto Coast.

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