Is it even supposed to be hot? I’m still not certain what director Lars Von Trier‘s going for with Nymphomaniac beyond “Sex! Controversy! Scandalous nudity!” Nobody really seems to know if the film will be any good, yet maybe they don’t care as long as it brings us a dose of Celebrity Skin from Christian Slater, Shia LaBeouf, Jamie Bell or any of the other male cast members.
Yes, sure! I singled out the most “conventionally attractive” or “famous” guys in both that last sentence and the title of this post. Sue me for making the assumption that none of you came here to see Alexander Skarsgård‘s dad naked. Though maybe you did. Because I’d probably suck his dick if presented with the opportunity.
Oh, and while we’re talking about how much of a predictable slut I am, can we address how, based on these pictures, I’m most excited about the potential to see Danish actor Nicolas Bro naked? (Go ahead! This is the part of the post where you shame me for being attracted to chubs with beards. I’m ready for it.)
(Let’s be honest though. Like you, I mostly just want to see Christian Slater’s balls. UNF.)
– Dewitt
Check out eight character posters for Nymphomaniac below:
(Via NAKED PICTURES OF YOUR DAD)
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WOW! Christian Slater looks HOT!!!!!
No
MAYBE Jamie Bell, and I’ve always loved Christian Slate, but this pic looks like his head has been Photoshopped onto someone else’s body. 🙁
What is that waiter serving?!
These pics are creepy
Only Christian Slater. Everyone else, not hot.
serving up fierce realcreepiness
There is nothing about these pics that would bring me into a theatre. Not paying $30 (for 2) to see any of them I would probably not even rent it at Redbox, and that is only about a buck. As usual Shia is doing stupid punk, and not in a good way. I am so over him.
None of these men look attractive in these pictures. Part of it is the lighting, and part of it is the men themselves. Some guys look hot when sweaty and their hair is all mussed, but you don’t photograph someone with their mouth open. It is NEVER flattering.
Nicholas Bro’s pic looks like he just took a massive dump !!!