Charlie Hunnam Will Be Christian Grey, Your Mom’s Panties Just Exploded

The Internet’s pussy is soaked this morning due to Pacific Rim and Sons of Anarchy actor Charlie Hunnam being cast as Christian Grey. Christian’s the title character in that mommy-porn book. I haven’t read it, because I’ve never had a hot flash, and I’m not a frigid twenty-something woman who needed to learn what a butt plug is and about the joys of finger-banging your vagine. From what I’ve read online (and seen here on Manhunt Daily), Charlie’s a good choice. It’s 2013, so I will put some faith in Hollywood that he’ll be just as naked as the sexually novice girl character he seduces.

Wait, does HE get a butt plug stuffed in him? Is there some sort of loving denouement in which the dopey chick turns the tables on the abusive master, makes him fall in love with her, and subjects him to the same bondage and humiliation? Probably not. That “this is Hollywood 2013” thing works both ways. These are the same people who felt we needed to see One Direction in 3D.

Fun fact: Charlie, then 18, played the “Justin” role in the far superior UK version of Queer As Folk. Check him out as a twink getting rimmed below!

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Check out pics of Charlie Hunnam’s qualifications to play Christian Grey below:

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Sons of Anarchy

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7 thoughts on “Charlie Hunnam Will Be Christian Grey, Your Mom’s Panties Just Exploded

  1. He is a sexy, sexy man. Funny thing is though, the Mommies aren’t happy with him. They wanted Rob Pattinson. In my personal opinion, Charlie’s a better actor & much better looking than Rob.

  2. Charlie’s got an amazing ass … I still remember a scene from “Sons of Anarchy” that switches between his character fucking a chick in a bathroom stall (bare ass pounding away) and Ron Perlman’s character getting a hummer in an alley.

  3. Charlie’s a very good looking man and I think he’s kind of a decent actor, but he is so gonna regret it one day. Well, at least we’ll see him naked.

  4. Ian Somerhalder was actually the #1 choice, apparently. Everyone’s bored with Pattinson at this point. And I’m not a mommy and haven’t read the books; just going by internet ranting on the subject.

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