Celebrity Skin: Richard Gere (Insert Gerbil Joke Here)

Oh, the stuff of urban legends. It’s Richard Gere in 1983’s Breathless. Richard had a nice, perky ass back in the day! And it looks like he wasn’t employing a butt double. Butt doubles are so lame. They’re like the film version of AstroTurf.

Frankly, that story about Mr. Gere getting wildlife stuck in his behind never struck me as true. If you’ve got a lot of money, you can pay to get someone to come to your mansion and remove the poor gerbil in the privacy of your home. No one who cares about their film career is going to allow themselves to be rolled into an ER with their butt in the air and something alive and wriggling within.

– J. Harvey (via EvilTwinCaps)

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1,225 thoughts on “Celebrity Skin: Richard Gere (Insert Gerbil Joke Here)

  1. This was the movie? So I watched American Gigolo for nothing???

    He got better with age (as most men who aren’t afraid of aging do), but I sure don’t mind seeing that naked ass with his feet planted about three feet apart — the way all asses should be displayed at least once.

    modhatter

  2. This was the movie where his dick was clearly seen in his shower scene, bouncing around while he danced to some song- WHICH YOU SHOULDN’T DO IN THE SHOWER!
    And honestly who showers with the shower door open?

  3. Richard Gere was attractive back in the day. However, isn’t he against homosexuals and homosexuality?

  4. I was in my early stages of puberty when I snuck in to watch American Gigolo. When I left the movie I knew I was soooo gay for having the hots from Richard Gere…

  5. Breathless! That’s it. I knew there was some Gere movie that I saw where he was in the shower showing his cock. I simply must go and watch this again. He’s so damn sexy. Plus, as I’m sure we all have, I have a friend with a friend who knew a cable guy that boned Gere…repeatedly.
    DROOL.

  6. All I kept hearing about “full frontal” on Richard Gere.  When I saw the movie, I had to get a magnifying glass to see his dick.  WHAT A WASTE! He’s good looking, maybe he’s a grower, not a shower.

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