Celebrity Skin: Matthew McConaughey’s Taint

Matthew McConaughey is showing off his butt and taint in the Channing Tatum stripper movie Magic Mike.

Am I the only gay left in the world who hasn’t seen Magic Mike? It’s playing soon at a second-run theater near my house, and my genuine curiosity about the film might lead to my arrest (when I inevitably get caught jerking off to Joe Manganiello in front of an old lady catching the Sunday matinee).

Critics said this movie wasn’t half-bad! Some of them even loved it! This surprised me since, after watching the original trailer, I was convinced this would be a disaster for everyone involved. But nope! Channing Tatum still has a career. He didn’t suffer the same fate as Elizabeth Berkley.

If anything, Magic Mike only continued to prove that Matthew McConaughey‘s more than “that dude who shows up shirtless in tabloids sometimes“. The actor—who recently dropped a TON of weight for his latest role—fully commits to his stripper character, as he rolls naked onstage in front of a screaming audience and practically winks his butthole in our faces.

Um, yeah, I’m definitely going to see this movie now.

– Dewitt

Click through to see Matthew McConaughey with his ankles in the air:

Matthew McConaughey is showing off his butt and taint in the Channing Tatum stripper movie Magic Mike.

Matthew McConaughey is showing off his butt and taint in the Channing Tatum stripper movie Magic Mike.

Matthew McConaughey is showing off his butt and taint in the Channing Tatum stripper movie Magic Mike.

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15 thoughts on “Celebrity Skin: Matthew McConaughey’s Taint

  1. Other than the eye candy, Magic Mike is a well-acted film, especially Tatum, who usually can’t act his way out of a box. Matthew was awesome in that movie and should at least get a golden globe nomination. And his body is very much in shape.

    P.S. Elizabeth Berkeley is on CSI Miami (or one of those cities) so her career didn’t completely die with Showgirls, lol

  2. Other than the eye candy, Magic Mike is a well-acted film, especially Tatum, who usually can’t act his way out of a box. Matthew was awesome in that movie and should at least get a golden globe nomination. And his body is very much in shape.

    P.S. Elizabeth Berkeley is on CSI Miami (or one of those cities) so her career didn’t completely die with Showgirls, lol

  3. I thought it was a good movie. Some infuriating moments for various reasons, including cutting some of the routines too early for my liking. If you’ve seen MM in Dazed & Confused, his role in MMike is almost like an aged Wooderson from D&C imho.

  4. I thought it was a good movie. Some infuriating moments for various reasons, including cutting some of the routines too early for my liking. If you’ve seen MM in Dazed & Confused, his role in MMike is almost like an aged Wooderson from D&C imho.

  5. I thought it was a good movie. Some infuriating moments for various reasons, including cutting some of the routines too early for my liking. If you’ve seen MM in Dazed & Confused, his role in MMike is almost like an aged Wooderson from D&C imho.

  6. To me it was definitely one of those “rent it so I can pause and zoom in” type movies. Yes, it would be nice to see Matthew’s taint and hole plastered across a movie screen but I’d have been screaming for slow-mo on that roll. That first pic after the jump reminds me a very popular ‘porn star’ bottom position. Just saying.

  7. To me it was definitely one of those “rent it so I can pause and zoom in” type movies. Yes, it would be nice to see Matthew’s taint and hole plastered across a movie screen but I’d have been screaming for slow-mo on that roll. That first pic after the jump reminds me a very popular ‘porn star’ bottom position. Just saying.

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