Celebrity Skin: Jorma Taccone’s Butt

If we’re being entirely honest with one another, I never considered The Lonely Island‘s Jorma Taccone remotely attractive until he appeared as sleazy artist Jonathan Booth on HBO’s Girls. His character’s a total asshole, but you can almost understand what Marnie sees in him… Or, more accurately, why Marnie wants to see him inside of her.

Um, awkward point in the post where I alert you about a spoiler even though this entire post is basically a spoiler!

Taccone appeared nude in this past weekend’s episode in a sex scene with Allison Williams. While he doesn’t have a plump butt like, say, Milo Venimiglia, it’s relatively safe to say that I’d shoot a drop of jizz into each of his lower back dimples. Just in case you were wondering.

– Dewitt

Jorma Taccone of The Lonely Island shows off his butt and lower back dimples in a nude sex scene with Allison Williams for HBO's Girls.

Jorma Taccone of The Lonely Island shows off his butt and lower back dimples in a nude sex scene with Allison Williams for HBO's Girls.

Jorma Taccone of The Lonely Island shows off his butt and lower back dimples in a nude sex scene with Allison Williams for HBO's Girls.

Jorma Taccone of The Lonely Island shows off his butt and lower back dimples in a nude sex scene with Allison Williams for HBO's Girls.

Jorma Taccone of The Lonely Island shows off his butt and lower back dimples in a nude sex scene with Allison Williams for HBO's Girls.