Did anyone else laugh out loud during Joe Manganiello‘s werewolf sex scene on last night’s episode of True Blood? Don’t get me wrong! The scene put the “sex” in sex scene. I was sitting on my couch with a raging erection watching JoMang (don’t judge me for that abbreviation) show off his muscular buns as he fucked the bajeezus out of that chick from his pack.
Then, when he threw her across the room? Aside from snorting so hard that my neighbors could hear, I practically jumped out of my seat in excitement. “Holy balls! Holy balls!” I said to myself. “They might have just shown Joe Manganiello’s PENIS on TV!!!”
I scoured the internet for screen-caps this morning, in the hopes of adjusting the levels and seeing Joe’s dick.
Lo and behold, all I got to see was a big, dark grey blur… So, yeah, you heard it here first, Manhunt Daily readers. Joe Manganiello doesn’t actually have a penis. There’s just a big black hole where it’s supposed to be… And yet we’d still do him?
– Dewitt
Photos via: superherofan
Click through to see Joe Manganiello’s butt:
To make up for the lack of full-frontal nudity, here’s Sam Trammell‘s butt:
Video of Joe, via Arch Noble:
Thanks so much for this post. I was wishing I had a pause button during that scene. Joe is so fucking hot I’d be with him penis or no-penis
I’m not sure about being thrown across the room, but that bajeezus fucking is exactly what I’d want him to do to me.
I just saw this episode this morning, and I did the whole rewind and pause thing myself. When I first saw the scene I got so excited I was going to see Joe’s dick. I was pretty upset when I realized what they did. Oh, well. I’ll take as much of Joe’s hotness as he’s putting out there.
Maybe he just has a huge mass of pubes like a giant wad of steel wool and that’s why you couldn’t see it…
hahahah ruuuude.
I’d love to be crazy fucked by him and thrown too
Read a post about how the guys from TEEN WOLF are the smoothest shifters around. I would put Mr Joe up against them anyday. But seriously..aren’t they supposed to be wereWOLVES…not wereDOLPHINS?? Put some hair on that ass!
Not impressed by either butt, typically average, but think they are both handsome
I don’t know….I don’t mind hair on the ass (within reason), but I’d never REQUEST it.
hey guys he is wearing a cock sock…. which makes it easy to edit out…
but he is still DAMN hot… If Christmas father is reading this… it is my official letter of request – I want one
Have you seen any shots of the new show “The mighty Johnsons”? It’s from NZ, and there have already been two butt shots….of guys…..extended…and nice butts….
HAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU JUST CALLED JOE MANGANIELLO’S BUTT “AVERAGE” AS IF THE AVERAGE BUTT LOOKS LIKE THAT.
I agree, it is completely RUDE for them to block out something that we are totally watching the show and hoping to see. Thanks for tossing Sam’s butt in to make up for the mysteriously missing peen. I could just eat that cute little booty for hours.
Since when is True blood shy about anything, I know I ve seen dick on there before, and why was chris Meloni so short lived. And off subject. i m about teach Chick fil gay a lesson and it may make the news. I will post on you tube and facebook so it can catch on, I am sure my fellow homos will approve. But I don t wanna incriminate myself with details, just stay tuned. Eat more beef!
Ok I know the movie is old and all but I was wondering if you guys knew if the cock the was getting pump at Magic Mike was actually Joe’s? Yeah I watch movies way after they are release XD
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