Celebrity Skin: Jean Dujardin

If you have a penis (or if you’re George Clooney), there’s a pretty good chance you’ve fantasized about Jean Dujardin (fucking you) at some point within the past year… And we have good news for you! Before The Artist came along, the Academy Award nominee appeared naked in OSS 117: Lost In Rio, one of two films which parodied the original French spy series.

So what does this mean to you? There are pictures (and video footage) of an extremely hot scruffy dude massaging Jean Dujardin’s butt. You may now proceed to masturbate.

– Dewitt

Click through to see Jean Dujardin naked:

Animated, for the GIF-enthusiasts amongst you:

Does anyone know if this caption is accurate? Please say it is.

156 thoughts on “Celebrity Skin: Jean Dujardin

  1. how can you win an oscar by NOT speaking…George, George, George all the way!!!!!

    if it is based on looks why not give Channing Tatum an Oscar,  Hey fellow gays, wake up and smell the coffee!!!

  2. Well, let’s see: Emil Jannings, Janet Gaynor, Jane Wyman, John Mills, Marlee Matlin and Holly Hunter all won Oscars for not speaking. And, if both Dujardin and Max von Sydow win Oscars this year, technically, the performance that won without a single word being uttered would by von Sydow’s, not Dujardin (he does speak 2 words in the film).

    Additionally, if anyone aside from Dujardin were to win Best Actor, it should be Brad Pitt or Damien Bicher or Gary Oldman, certainly not George “I only play myself” Clooney.

  3. Anybody have an English translation of the dialogue?  Specifically where the bearded guy is feeling up Dujardin’s mancakes?

  4. French translation of bearded guy dialogue:

    I love what’s happening, but we both agree that our secret is (… can’t make this out) It’s not…
    Of course of course
    Because you know, people aren’t required to know. Because taken of out context, a finger up one’s bum could be… I’d prefer it if…

  5. He says:
    – “I love what’s happening, but we have to agree, this is our secret, it has to stay between us.”
    – (Every is approving verbally)
    – “Yes because… you know, people don’t have know… I mean, out of context, a finger up the ass…”
    – (The lady says something, but that’s not French)
    – “That’s it, I prefer things to be clear because, sometimes we can get idea…”
    – (The bearded guy doesn’t speak French either)

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